Drug test question!!!

[Upper-cruster]

I smoked some weed 2 days ago,just three hits, and I was wondering if it will show on my drug test.

It was my only second time in my life. First time it was 3 weeks ago.

How long would it take to get out of one's system if I am not a regular smoker by any means?

 

[MissJanet79]

doesn't matter if you're not a "regular"... it's in your blood stream. So you have a few options... #1 - drink vinegar to get rid of it (works for peeps in the military) #2 pay some $$ & get some stuff from GNC!
GOOD LUCK

 

[Becoming]

it is stored in your fat cells bro- all the drinking etc crap does not do anything to take it out of your system (all they can do is basically dilute the specimien...)

if you are not a regular smoker (and if you might be tested-stop smoking it) I would say maybe 2 weeks to a month you will be clean for sure but you never know, could be sooner or later....

 

[Upper-cruster]

From what I read it says that for a habitual smoker would take up to 30 days to clear but for one who barely smokes it would take 2- 5 days.

Anyone else has any input?

 

[RaZor Ramon]

You are fine. Even if you are a regular smoker if you don't smoke for a week you'll pass. I have an people I know have too. Now this is for a piss test. Now if it's a bloodtest it's gonna be there a month but hardly anyone does a blood test because it's more expensive.

 

[Scotsman]

I remember in one of those anti-drug talks in highschool the gave out this strange fact. If you smoked once per day everyday from your sixteenth birthday to your 30th you could test positive when you are 50. I have no idea if that is true or not, or if they just wanted to scare everyone.

It gets stored in you fat like Becoming said and the more you smoke the more gets stored but only comes out at a regular rate.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I remember in one of those anti-drug talks in highschool the gave out this strange fact. If you smoked once per day everyday from your sixteenth birthday to your 30th you could test positive when you are 50. I have no idea if that is true or not, or if they just wanted to scare everyone.

It gets stored in you fat like Becoming said and the more you smoke the more gets stored but only comes out at a regular rate.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Doesn't deca work like that too? Stored in fat?

 

[Scotsman]

Doesn't deca work like that too? Stored in fat?

Yes, but it gets released as you burn fat, that's why athletes who haven't used in a long time can still test positive Since their bodies are burning fat during competition.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Upper-cruster]

You are fine. Even if you are a regular smoker if you don't smoke for a week you'll pass. I have an people I know have too. Now this is for a piss test. Now if it's a bloodtest it's gonna be there a month but hardly anyone does a blood test because it's more expensive.

I hope you are right. I have heard so many contradictory opinons that it makes me wonder what is the real truth.

I have smoked only once in my life 8 years ago, thus was my second time in my life.

I hope that in a week I will be clear.

 

[UA_Iron]

try Niacin, the kind that will flush you. You'll get all hot and irritated and piss yourself, but you'll most likely be clean. It has worked for everyone of my friends who has tried it.

on a side note, my friend got drug tested two days after smoking herb and he passed without taking ANY precautionary measures to avoid detection.

Drink a ton of water too

 

[Becoming]

try Niacin, the kind that will flush you. You'll get all hot and irritated and piss yourself, but you'll most likely be clean. It has worked for everyone of my friends who has tried it.

the only thing that will do is dilute the specimen... the same can happen if you drink two gallons of water a couple hours apart before the test (one like 2 hours before and one like a half hour before)

 

[UA_Iron]

Dont let it be your first piss of the day, thats when it will accumulate in your bladder...or make sure you have went a lot that day before the test. Also read somewhere that taking aspirin will reduce your chances of testing positive. dont know if the aspirin thing is true, just some pills for thought/

 

[Becoming]

Dont let it be your first piss of the day, thats when it will accumulate in your bladder...or make sure you have went a lot that day before the test. Also read somewhere that taking aspirin will reduce your chances of testing positive. dont know if the aspirin thing is true, just some pills for thought/

Yes this all works with the dilution thing... if you have a "naturally diluted" sample, sometimes they will call you back for a retest - but usually they will only test you 2x even if this happens...

 

[chewyxrage]

you'll be fine a week.

seriously.

drink water and take creatine

 

[rrrr]

From what I read it says that for a habitual smoker would take up to 30 days to clear but for one who barely smokes it would take 2- 5 days.

Anyone else has any input?

That is what I have read too.

 

[chewyxrage]

^yes it's true.

2-5 days depending on how fat ya are and how much you smoked. 2-5 days is a rough estimate but a week and you're golden

 

[Swiftme]

I read somewhere that if you have sex with a farm animal it will shorten the time period

(no condom)

 

[chewyxrage]

I read somewhere that if you have sex with a farm animal it will shorten the time period

(no condom)

Yes, this is true.

It's really the ONLY 100% positive way to beat a drug test. Cost/Benefit analysis that shit

 

[atlantabiolab]

What type of job is this for? Too many do not understand the workings of an employment drug test, it is not a simple "presence/absence" test.

First, the sensitivity of the screen is dependant on the liability of the job, i.e. janitor vs. bus driver, bag boy vs. pilot. The former job type is not screened with a low cut off level (allows for detection of drug use over greater time frame), while the latter is, since the employer wants to determine if the person has used recently and also in the past for the jobs with great liability.

Second, there are panels of drugs that are screened for, and the number of drugs on the panel is determined by the employer, for he/she pays increasingly as they choose more and more drugs of abuse to detect. Also, the sensitivity of the screen increases the costs. So, you can actually be positive, even "on" a drug, when screened and pass the test, if that drug was not being screened for. Say, you were a heroin user...hell, you had a needle hanging from your arm when you pissed in the cup; you could "pass" this test if the employer only paid to screen for THC, cocaine, and benzodiazepines.

The reason why people have concocted all of these "methods" to evade drug tests is because they don't understand the test. Alot of the shit people take or do does absolutely nothing, they passed not because of the herbs or water, but because of the variability of the tests. They merely see the simple correlation and determine it to be causative.

Finally, a neat little bit of information is that the initial spectrophotometric screen that many labs do is sensitive to glucose. It will make the instrument record "0", which is not normal, since there is background "noise" at all times. They will screen the sample with a Chem-Strip, checks for pH, specific gravity, ketones, glucose, etc. (this is how they determine if the sample is true urine, as opposed to water...the specific gravity is different), and if it shows positive for glucose, they will consider the sample "negative" and assume diabetes.

 

[rrrr]

If you're really worried you can try the following link and get the "concentrated urine" My friend used it 4x's now and has passed everyone. The funny thing is he was stoned at all the tests.

www.cleartest.com

 

[SoreArms]

It only stays in your system if your a regular smoker, if this is only your second time ever, even if oyur first was 2 days a go, you are OK.

If you're really worried baout it, look for a product called Vales, it works up to 2 hours before the test and costs like $40. I used it once, ad it worked nad I smoked everyday back then, including about 4 hours before the test (it was a surprise test, but I had about 3 hours to do it).

drink lots of water starting now