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DRUG TEST (pleasse help)

jenkinz9867 said:
Does anyone out there know how to pass a drug test for steroids if so reply or e-mail me

What are you taking?

When did you take it?

What kind of test-job, athletic competition, etc...?

This a pretty common topic and searching would get you the answers, but lets see if we can help you out.

FHG
 
jenkinz9867 said:
It's for steroids by the NCAA and I am on Test and Deca

First thought is... You're fucked.

Second thought... Ever see the movie The Program? The one juiced there ran a tube up his dick to his bladder and filled it with "clean" urine. I don't know if that would work though.

Good luck.

By the way, why would you do deca if there was a chance of getting tested by the NCAA?
 
Ok this isn't the pretty way to do it but it will work. Get a buddy male CLEAN from all substances "no brainer" and have him piss in a condom tie it off and depending on how strict this place is they could have you empty your pockets and or pat you down. You need a good hiding spot they arn't gonna check you could use your imagination I know girls who have inserted them in their vagina and just pulled it out cut it with their fingernail bam passed test. So putting it up your ass isn't pretty but your gonna need some place that will keep it at body temp "some places test for temp to make sure you didn't bring it from home". I recommend putting a drop or two of urine or water on your shoe for that added "realism affect". If all else fails blame it on 19 nor. Oh by the way your a dumbass for using deca when their is a remote chance of being tested as you should already know the metabolites can stay in your system up to one year after your last shot. I hope you pass but use your head next time. Also you could search the web for pothead websites they will have tons of ways to pass the test "for weed" but you are just gonna need to use the technique like the condom thing. Good luck.

Drizz
 
Do a search under Nautica's username for posts as he seems pretty knowledgeable but don't get your hopes up at all cause you really are fucked in all probability if the test is legit.
 
All these suggested contraptions will only cause you to fail the test immediately because the NCAA watches you piss. That is, they make you face them as you pee into the cup...I've done it. If they see you trying to fuck around, you fail.

You may be alright dude. Nandrolone will show up if you get a legit test. My thoughts are that not all samples are tested once they are received. I have a number of friends that have passed on cycle.

You shouldn't have been using deca. I only used deca during the season of my fifth year because I wasn't fearing getting a test (long story) until the end of the season. The test came around at the end of the season, but I didn't get picked.

PM Nautica...he is one of the most helpful guys on the board.
 
hey man, i'm a ex-college athlete and you better do some prayin about this test..in all likelyhook you're in deep shit if you took deca, b/c i've been tested by the NCAA for the past couple of years and they watch you pull you dick out and piss in the cup..how long ago did you take it? and why would u take deca if you're gonna be tested by the NCAA of all organizations!?!?
 
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