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i love how you can skip to things in dreams. you can dream that you are standing there in 3rd grade, with your class and your teacher, who is a giant bird, and then in a split second your all on a mountain top in the alps and wearing liederhosen while churning butter and a split second later, your classmates and teacher are gone and instead you have your neighbor on some torture device but she has no face and she's handing you a cookie.
in real life, there are so many times i have tried to escape. blink my eyes and instead of the meeting i'm in, i imagine i'm sitting on a boat with abe vigota and harry connick jr. drinking milk from a carton and hearing my mother yell at me. then a dolphin would jump up out of the water and stop in mid air, smile at me, and remind me to pay the electric bill and then i'd realize that i haven't actually blinked, but put my head down and fallen asleep at the meeting.
in real life, there are so many times i have tried to escape. blink my eyes and instead of the meeting i'm in, i imagine i'm sitting on a boat with abe vigota and harry connick jr. drinking milk from a carton and hearing my mother yell at me. then a dolphin would jump up out of the water and stop in mid air, smile at me, and remind me to pay the electric bill and then i'd realize that i haven't actually blinked, but put my head down and fallen asleep at the meeting.
