Dot...

[vixenbabe]

Ok...Where are you? Are you off licking some wounds or just off licking your balls?

 

[frorider6]

I think he posted something a while back saying how he'd injured his neck after he fell off the couch trying to lick his little weiner, so you were pretty close in your guess.

Get well soon DOT.

 

[WODIN]

He sent me a PM about a new anal probe that he was testing for the marketing department. He and SSME are going to do a both at this years VIVID awards in vegas marketing their new line of bunghole and colon ticklers.

 

[MommaKin]

he's doing both...
he's busy under my desk....

 

[vixenbabe]

You silly shits...Has anyone heard from him?

 

[WODIN]

You silly shits...Has anyone heard from him?

I'm serious he is now VP of ANAL LEAKAGE AND BUT PLUGS for his company. It's quite the honor for him after streaching his asshole out with a champagne bottle. He barely beat out Cornholio and SSME for the job.

 

[MommaKin]

he's got his mouth full right now...but, I'm sure since Wodin is atop of him, he could speak for him...

*Wodin takes the microdick, I mean microphone*

 

[vixenbabe]

Dot had some STIFF comp. with SSME and Cornlogs..HE 'DA MAN!

 

[MommaKin]

He posted here earlier today...then was later seen running through the bushes with a bear skin rug on his back

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=91002

 

[vixenbabe]

Thanks Mommakin....

I'll be sure to look for his hairy/loose ass in the threads.....

 

[frorider6]

I'll be sure to look for his hairy/loose ass in the threads.....

You can't miss it.

 

[frorider6]

Quoting myself:
"Unprovoked attacks are the best. "

 

[WODIN]

Tis True puc. Tis true.....

 

[vixenbabe]

There you are.....



Ass feeling better?

 

[frorider6]

Buck up little camper. You're going to have a new baby around the house soon.

 

[vixenbabe]

WTF? Where did it say we missed you?

I was more curious if the stock portfolio was doing well?

 

[MommaKin]

If DOT were to leave the board, would anyone give a shit??

I'd give a shit..in fact, I'd give 6...maybe 7

 

[vixenbabe]

OK OK...I'd miss ya!Happy now?

Crazy stock market...I am happier than a pig in poop on a few stocks I have in my pocket..I gotta admit!

Hope the lil lady is doing well, DOT!

 

[frorider6]

Thanks. She's ok. A helluva lotta back pain. We start lamaze classes on Friday. It's getting close.

She'll benefit from your years of pooping experience.

 

[Benzi]

i like Karma
THankyou