Doormen piss on punter

[winny100]

We were doing the doors in UK
Some guys comes to the door wearing a hat . So I say no hats allowed and he replies fuck off.

Now this jerk off looked like fuck all so we just stood on each side of him and pissed all over him.
This did not get rid of him so we then threatened him with a number 2 .
This made him leave, man it was a good laugh.

 

[Becoming]

what the hell is a punter?

 

[winny100]

clubber , customer

 

[PolishHammer1977]

I call bullshit.

 

[theoak01]

thats not very professional at all man, and could get you hurt bad one day, personally I could take a asswhipping from some guys but if people pissed on me I would set out to injure them severly.

 

[BileStew]

I call bullshit.

Agreed...

 

[tuc biscuit]

I wish they guy had a knife and cut a couple of weiners off.

 

[winny100]

so you think its ok for him to tell us to fuckoff and try to come in breaking the rules
by the way my weiner is too tiny he would not find it

 

[tuc biscuit]

what area of the uk?

 

[winny100]

west yorkshire

 

[theoak01]

so because someone swore at you its ok to piss on them, man I would have risked you and your asshole bouncer buddies getting a few shots in to kick your asses. maybe next time somebody will and leave you immature children crying on the ground with your pricks hanging out.

a word of advice to you is get the hell out of the bouncing business before someone kills your dumbass

 

[tuc biscuit]

what part of west yorkshire?

 

[Burning_Inside]

ok, so the guy just stood there while you pissed on him...hahha.

i also call bs.

 

[winny100]

first of all i do not cry
second we all do something silly sometime
thirdley i would always follow the rules of the club i am going out in
fourth if we hit the guy it could be ABH or GBH
Fith i did get out because i got married.

 

[winny100]

so none of you ever done anything daft when with friends
be honest

 

[tuc biscuit]

what part of west yorkshire?

 

[winny100]

bradford but work halifax,leeds,bradford

 

[theoak01]

nothing at the benefit of someone else

 

[WarriorPL]

Did he just stand there as you whipped it out.. and then stood there and let you pee on him? How did this work?

 

[winny100]

coz he was fucked out of his tree probaly too much booze. He just stood there and would not move, not everyone is alert and active when they are tanked up or drugged up.

 

[tuc biscuit]

WHERE IN LEEDS YOU WORKED?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

this sounds like what that DUTCH guy does to his students

 

[Becoming]

coz he was fucked out of his tree probaly too much booze. He just stood there and would not move, not everyone is alert and active when they are tanked up or drugged up.

so what you are really saying is you and a bunch of your pip-sqeak friends are walking around and found a drunk that passed out on the street and you thought it would be funny to piss on him...?

I still say you are lucky he did not cut off your schlongs with a knife....

Hey you EF bros from GBR- don't you guys do anything about rubbish like this in your country?

 

[winny100]

the guy was stood up swearing

 

[tuc biscuit]

what places you worked on in leeds?

 

[winny100]

Becoming are you threatening me , i know it was a daft thing to do , i actually have nothing to say to you because threats on the internet are also childish.

I never start anything and i admit i was out of order but sometimes everyone does something daft

also you don't know me or my friends so why call us pip sqeaks

 

[tuc biscuit]

what places you worked on in leeds?

 

[Bullit]

what places you worked on in leeds?

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[winny100]

I don't give out personal information out on the net but . I did a 2 day course to get my badge in bradford BICLA and had to apply for a DP1 from the police to get my leeds badge.

These licensing people really rip you off , having to have different badges in different towns.

I know sergeant chris ploughman in charge of BICLA licensing

 

[tuc biscuit]

Not trying to trap you or anything bro, just interested 'cos I was a student there and was just seeing if it was anywhere I know, I also worked there a bit.......one of the nicest places in the uk to work in my opinion.