Don'tcha hate...

[Dial_tone]

When the elevator door opens and you get off, then realize a split second later that you got off on the wrong floor but you keep walking anyway cuz you don't want the people still on the elevator to know you're too stupid to remember which floor you work on? Man, I hate that....just sayin.

 

[jnevin]

yup

 

[Smurfy]

I love everyone in this thread immensely

 

[jestro]

When the elevator door opens and you get off, then realize a split second later that you got off on the wrong floor but you keep walking anyway cuz you don't want the people still on the elevator to know you're too stupid to remember which floor you work on? Man, I hate that....just sayin.

I've never done that one.
In college I got to class early, and people I don't recognize start coming in. I'm like "huh, wtf". Then the teacher comes in, and it's not my teacher. I asked someone next to me, " uhh, what day is today?"
Wrong day, DOH!

 

[jnevin]

I also hate it when you are getting off at the ground floor and some assgobblin is standing directly in front of you waiting to get on, and they don't seem to realize you took the elevator down to leave the building and that they're blocking the traffic and you just look at them like "hey fuckledick, move" but they don't move, do they? They just sit there not knowing that two things can't occupy the same space at the same time and look impatient and you want to cut their face off and wear it home to their family.

 

[Gymgurl]

LOL just keep the walk of shame to yourself and until you can go back and go to the right floor lol

 

[jack sparrow]

I just look around, say something like "Whoah...this floor is in the wrong place", and get back on the elevator. Sometimes after the door closes, I'll look someone right in the eye until they look down.

 

[jnevin]

I just look around, say something like "Whoah...this floor is in the wrong place", and get back on the elevator. Sometimes after the door closes, I'll look someone right in the eye until they look down.

This would be a perfect time for ATW to post that pic of your face in fatty bewbs.

 

[jack sparrow]

This would be a perfect time for ATW to post that pic of your face in fatty bewbs.

Don't encourage him.

 

[Dial_tone]

I also hate it when you are getting off at the ground floor and some assgobblin is standing directly in front of you waiting to get on, and they don't seem to realize you took the elevator down to leave the building and that they're blocking the traffic and you just look at them like "hey fuckledick, move" but they don't move, do they? They just sit there not knowing that two things can't occupy the same space at the same time and look impatient and you want to cut their face off and wear it home to their family.

I like the idiots that try to get on before everybody gets off then throw some 'tude when you bump them.

 

[Dial_tone]

Sometimes after the door closes, I'll look someone right in the eye until they look down.

roflmao

 

[jnevin]

I like the idiots that try to get on before everybody gets off then throw some 'tude when you bump them.

Yeah. Even if you're feeling nice and have to do some acrobatic shit to keep from hitting them head on and risk dropping all of your stuff.

 

[jack sparrow]

roflmao

lol...it usually takes all of two seconds before they are staring at the floor again.

 

[blueta2]

since it's a common mistake, I'm not shy to realize I got off on the wrong floor.
But yes, I do dislike when people try to get on before u get off. These people have a few screws loose

 

[jack sparrow]

What about the knuckleheads that are the first ones out of a crowded elevator, and they decide to stop and look around after taking about 2 & 1/2 steps?

GO, shit stick!!

 

[jnevin]

My favorite is the doucheknuckle that thinks the whole world needs to hear his cell phone convo about his weekend conquest of yet another club slut that takes the phone into the elevator and a) talks waaaay louder than he needs to and b) goes into details that make every woman and most men in the place uncomfortable.

I have a friend that's guilty of this. He does it in restaurants too, and it makes me so mad I feel like the beginning of an anxiety attack is coming on.

 

[jack sparrow]

My favorite is the doucheknuckle that thinks the whole world needs to hear his cell phone convo about his weekend conquest of yet another club slut that takes the phone into the elevator and a) talks waaaay louder than he needs to and b) goes into details that make every woman and most men in the place uncomfortable.

I have a friend that's guilty of this. He does it in restaurants too, and it makes me so mad I feel like the beginning of an anxiety attack is coming on.

Yeah, them dudes tend to smell like they marinaded themselves in Old Spice overnight as well. Does your friend emit any strong perfume type odors such as this?

 

[jnevin]

Yeah, them dudes tend to smell like they marinaded themselves in Old Spice overnight as well. Does your friend emit any strong perfume type odors such as this?

He's usually a pump or two heavy on the Polo Black. He's also 6'5" and all lurpy so he's all clumsy and always bumping into people in close quarters. When he's on the phone he talks so loud it's like it's at that noise level where you're technically still talking, but could yell if kicked up a .00000000000000001 of a notch.

 

[jack sparrow]

I know the type. They frequent airports, hotel lobbies, and restaurants. They can always be found on a red eye flights in the wee hours of the morning.

 

[BNG]

His name is Ken Tarmack isn't it!

 

[Smurfy]

ok am i fucking invisible in this joINT?

 

[Dial_tone]

ok am i fucking invisible in this joINT?

with clothes on, yes.

 

[Smurfy]

with clothes on, yes.

sexist!!!

 

[BNG]

We love you too, now take off the threads!

 

[Spartacus]

I love farting in an occupied one right before I exit

 

[curvymommy]

I love how you resurrected this silly thread Spart.

When I get off an elevator on the wrong floor accidentally, I just make a fool of myself and get back on laughing. I'm a dork.