don't you love it when....

[jesus 2]

you get those pumps that hurt like a mutha and you have to continue working out through it?

 

[supersizeme]

no shit...makes me sometimes wonder if wearing high heels to the gym really is worth it.

 

[vinylgroover]

I assume you're referring to wanking?

 

[Nathan]

What would you know of pumps? Aren't you like Jesus-sized and shit?

 

[jesus 2]

What would you know of pumps? Aren't you like Jesus-sized and shit?

can't a jesus work at a gas station? is there anything wrong with that? HUH?

 

[Nathan]

can't a jesus work at a gas station? is there anything wrong with that? HUH?

Are you talking like on a sexual level? I suppose not. Carry on.


Right then.

 

[jesus 2]

Are you talking like on a sexual level? I suppose not. Carry on.


Right then.

muthasucka.


would you like for jesus 2 to pump your gas? it's only a 2 dollar tip.

 

[Nathan]

muthasucka.


would you like for jesus 2 to pump your gas? it's only a 2 dollar tip.

Are you coming on to me? Part of me wants to kick Jesus in the crotch and run away, whereas the other part of me just wants to be loved.

 

[bdog527]

no shit...makes me sometimes wonder if wearing high heels to the gym really is worth it.

LOL!

 

[jesus 2]

Are you coming on to me? Part of me wants to kick Jesus in the crotch and run away, whereas the other part of me just wants to be loved.

you have my permission to kick jesus in the crotch, but NOT jesus 2, 'cause, well, why would you want to? jesus 2 is here for you!

 

[Nathan]

Tsk tsk tsk, Nathan. Always trying to find hidden sexual meanings to add to your vast sexual fantasies.
Find a hidden meaning in this:

DIE!

Alright, fine, i will. You wish I were dead so that i wouldn't resist when you tried to rape me for like the 100 millionth time. How about them apples?

 

[jesus 2]

Alright, fine, i will. You wish I were dead so that i wouldn't resist when you tried to rape me for like the 100 millionth time. How about them apples?

jesus 2 doesn't like apples.

 

[bwood]

Alright, fine, i will. You wish I were dead so that i wouldn't resist when you tried to rape me for like the 100 millionth time. How about them apples?

necrophilia is not nice...




but it is probably quieter...