don't you just hate those times......

[SoreArms]

when there just seems to be no end in sight, no matter how many times you wipe

 

[SoKlueles]

OMG
get a water hose and that should help pass the time quicker

 

[Gambino]

that's when I usually jump in the shower...

















soklueless, do you wipe from the front or back?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

when there just seems to be no end in sight, no matter how many times you wipe

After 2 minutes if I ain't done I just bung a wad of bog roll up the shite pipe. Jesus H, can't spend all my leisurely time on the can. Worst ones are when you eat some good curry, then you need the loo and end up air brushing the whole toilet in liquid poo. Fun times.

that's when I usually jump in the shower...


soklueless, do you wipe from the front or back?

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Gambino again

 

[SoreArms]

personally, I use wipes, so it helps, but I like to use the wipe as the closer, if you will, not as middle relief.