Don't you hate......

[powerslave]

when you wake up at like 3:30 in the morning because you have to piss. You then stumble to the bathroom to relieve your bladder and then stumble back to bed. You then lie in bed for the next two hours because you can't go back to sleep. I hate that. I need a nap.

 

[beastboy]

Never done it. I just use plastic sheets.

 

[BrandonXJ]

yeah.. i need to quit drinking so much damn water.

 

[Mr. Black]

Its even worse when your so groggy you end up missing the bowl and piss all over the floor. Seems to happen to me quite often.

 

[SoreArms]

Its even worse when your so groggy you end up missing the bowl and piss all over the floor. Seems to happen to me quite often.

Ever piss on your feet?

 

[Mr. Black]

Yep, sometimes it will spray off the bowl and get me in the calf too lol...

 

[powerslave]

Never done it. I just use plastic sheets.

Brilliant!

 

[sconoscuito]

happens but usually i fall right back to sleep

id go nuts if i didnt

 

[Mr. Black]

At night it would probably make more sense to just sit down...less spillage and then you don't have to turn the light on either.

 

[SoreArms]

As guys, we all wake up with woodies (I hope you all do)

You ever wake up with such a boner that the eurethra is tight, making the stream smaller but highly pressurised, and shoot to the side?

 

[sconoscuito]

yep that happens too

 

[broley]

Usually I'll stay awake and then fall asleep 20 minutes before the alarm goes off.
Just love that.

 

[tiger88]

yeah.. i need to quit drinking so much damn water.

ya no shit


thats why

i piss all night


get up 2-3 times anight

 

[The_Ghost]

when you wake up at like 3:30 in the morning because you have to piss. You then stumble to the bathroom to relieve your bladder and then stumble back to bed. You then lie in bed for the next two hours because you can't go back to sleep. I hate that. I need a nap.

Were you spying on me last night!!!!!!

 

[Robert Jan]

I can sleep indefinately any time, right away

 

[powerslave]

Were you spying on me last night!!!!!!

You too huh? Sorry, you must have me confused with box.

 

[Becoming]

I keep my eyes closed if I have to get up - makes it easier to go to sleep cause then you don't wake up all the way...

 

[The Shadow]

I keep my eyes closed if I have to get up - makes it easier to go to sleep cause then you don't wake up all the way...

Yep...I half-peek outta one eye

 

[powerslave]

I keep my eyes closed if I have to get up - makes it easier to go to sleep cause then you don't wake up all the way...

I usually do this as well, didn't work last night.

 

[Becoming]

I usually do this as well, didn't work last night.

Well turning off the night-lights might help you big sissy...

 

[Lady Viking]

when you wake up at like 3:30 in the morning because you have to piss. You then stumble to the bathroom to relieve your bladder and then stumble back to bed. You then lie in bed for the next two hours because you can't go back to sleep. I hate that. I need a nap.

I would be extremely happy if I´d wake up only once. If I go to bed about 10pm, I wake up about 12:00, 2:00, 4:00 and 6:00... Being pregnant sucks sometimes

 

[tiger88]

i pee out of one eye

 

[Mr. Black]

i pee out of one eye

This seems to affect my depth perception equaling more piss on myself and the floor.

 

[powerslave]

Well turning off the night-lights might help you big sissy...

No night light here bro, just my blankie!