Don't you hate when you go tanning...

[jnevin]

And you shift around in the bed when your back is sweaty and the air underneath you comes out sounding like a HUGE fart that echoes throughout the whole damn tanning place?


I'm smooth.

 

[rnch]

i perfer the stand up unit.

 

[jnevin]

I wanted that one but the girl said the bulbs were old and she hardly had a change in color after back to back sessions in there. She was hot too. I really think she thought I let one go because she couldn't look me in the eye when I was leaving.

 

[Smurfy]

i perfer the stand up unit.

ditto.

 

[KillahBee]

Holy gayness

 

[joetrisman]

I hate the tanning hoes because they always say the beds "have new bulbs" when they never do. Last Saturday I hit the stand up and sure enough, the head hunter informed me the bulbs were new. I laughed and proceeded to get burnt The melanotan came through for me as the redness was gone in 24hrs I had someone comment that I'm starting to get that "Dune" look with my blue eyes.

On a related note, the slut behind the counter went to grab me eye wear and had a rose tattoo on the back of her neck I think next time I'll ask her to help me with the lotion on my back

 

[Kano]

Holy gayness

agreed

 

[bran987]

you're fucking tanning?? ok I didn't know we were going to get this serious

 

[Smurfy]

you're fucking tanning?? ok I didn't know we were going to get this serious

jnex is hoping you didnt also choose the purple speedos

 

[wootoom]

fags go tanning

 

[mountain muscle]

Moved to the Pick3 forum.

 

[wootoom]

Moved to the Pick3 forum.

moved to the Avs forum

 

[mountain muscle]

moved to the Avs forum

You mean the good hockey forum?

I always thought you were c more comfy in the pick3 forum.

 

[rnch]

fags go tanning

if this IS true....then there's even more gays here than anyone thought!

 

[chewyxrage]

you're fucking tanning?? ok I didn't know we were going to get this serious

You better look into a DNP cycle this jnevin dude is cheating

 

[PICK3]

Moved to the Pick3 forum.

wtf???

 

[chewyxrage]

wtf???

this thread IS pretty far on the gheigh-o-meter

 

[Lestat]

wtf??

 

[mwm5]

i tan and i'm def not gay...chicks dig tan skin and it makes u look 100x better

 

[jnevin]

Sonofafuckinshitballs.

I tan like once every 10 days.

sunzabitches...

allaya

 

[ksharp01]

I have no problem with guys that tan. What's the big deal? Any guy that goes to any trouble to better his appreance is okay by me.

 

[curling]

I know exactly what you are talking about I hate that sound. And I use to tan but not anymore because I think it cost to much. But I did find it relaxing to jam to my mp3 and just chill after a hard workout at the gym. Besides I thought this was elite fitness and everybody was into looks so why not tan?

 

[blueta2]

Tanning give you skin cancer. I was a tanner until I got skin cancer.
Ain't worth it.

 

[feisty11975]

I prefer doing the mystic tan myself. It lasts for about 2 weeks and no chance for skin cancer

 

[blueta2]

I prefer doing the mystic tan myself. It lasts for about 2 weeks and no chance for skin cancer

It lasts and looks better than a real tan (I think)

 

[Gymgurl]

Yeah and you don't sound like you farted in the bed LOLOLOL

 

[feisty11975]

It lasts and looks better than a real tan (I think)

I like it as long as it doesn't streak.

Gotta get out and wipe off quick!

 

[stilleto]

i expected to see someone's ass in this thread.

 

[string_bean00]

what does a mystic tan cost?

 

[rnch]

Yeah and you don't sound like you farted in the bed LOLOLOL

hey now................

 

[bran987]

what does a mystic tan cost?

like $35