Don't you hate when you go tanning...

[jnevin]

And you shift around in the bed when your back is sweaty and the air underneath you comes out sounding like a HUGE fart that echoes throughout the whole damn tanning place?


I'm smooth.

 

[rnch]

i perfer the stand up unit.

 

[jnevin]

I wanted that one but the girl said the bulbs were old and she hardly had a change in color after back to back sessions in there. She was hot too. I really think she thought I let one go because she couldn't look me in the eye when I was leaving.

 

[Smurfy]

i perfer the stand up unit.

ditto.

 

[KillahBee]

Holy gayness

 

[joetrisman]

I hate the tanning hoes because they always say the beds "have new bulbs" when they never do. Last Saturday I hit the stand up and sure enough, the head hunter informed me the bulbs were new. I laughed and proceeded to get burnt The melanotan came through for me as the redness was gone in 24hrs I had someone comment that I'm starting to get that "Dune" look with my blue eyes.

On a related note, the slut behind the counter went to grab me eye wear and had a rose tattoo on the back of her neck I think next time I'll ask her to help me with the lotion on my back

 

[Kano]

Holy gayness

agreed

 

[bran987]

you're fucking tanning?? ok I didn't know we were going to get this serious

 

[Smurfy]

you're fucking tanning?? ok I didn't know we were going to get this serious

jnex is hoping you didnt also choose the purple speedos

 

[wootoom]

fags go tanning