Don't drink and text message..Seriously

[TC2]

Yeah apparently, I told about 10 of my buddies that I was going to horse fuck them.

I was drunk and this little cock tease keeps calling and texting me at the club.

So I told her (read everybody on my contact list) that if she came to the club I'd take her home and horse fuck her.

It's all fun and games till you tell your buddies that you want to horse fuck them.

I'll never live it down.

 

[danielson]

the best is when u are sending a friend a text about someone else and when you go to thenames list u accidentally select them and send it

its probably some freudian subconcious mojo going on

 

[TC2]

"its probably some freudian subconcious mojo going on"

lol...dickhead

 

[danielson]

"its probably some freudian subconcious mojo going on"

lol...dickhead

suck me beautiful

 

[TC2]

suck me beautiful

That's actually a pretyped text on my phone.

Chicks dig it.

 

[fogg88]

suck me beautiful

If they had that licker-smiley available for text-messaging, I'd get it in a heartbeat!

 

[rsnoble]

Du Bu Bu chomp, Me bad?