Don't do it Oakey!

[spentagn]

Originally sent by Private Message from The Canadian Oak
HAMSTERHIDER PLEASE DON'T SHARE THIS BUT IF YOU DO MAKE SURE IT IS AFTER I AM OFF FOR THE NIGHT. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE THINK I'M DUMB FOR DOING A CYCLE TO ONLY GET MY COCK HARDER FOR MY GIRLFRIEND AND GET MY SEX DRIVE UP AND THE FACT THAT I AM 16 DOES NOT HELP BUT OH WELL. YESTERDAY I MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OR MAYBE THE BEST DISCOVERY OF MY LIFE. ME AND THREE BUDDYS ALL GO TO H.S. TOGETHER AND WERE LOOKING FOR NEEDLES IN THE PARK TO USE WITH OUR OMNA INJECTIONS SINCE THE LOCAL DRUG STORE WON'T SELL TO US. WELL AFTER WE FOUND THEM AND STERILIZED THEM BY WIPING OFF THE NEEDLES WITH OUR TSHIRTS MY FRIEND PULLED OUT A LIGHTER A SPOON AND SOME BROWN POWDER. HE PUT IT IN THE SPOON AND HEATED IT UP AND TOLD US IT WAS A NEW CHINESE GROWTH HORMONE SO I TOOK A SHOT OF IT IN MY ARM CAUSE HE SAID THAT WORKED BETTER. TONITE I FOUND OUT IT WAS HEROIN AND I LIKED IT SO I BOUGHT SOME FROM HIM AND NOW AM GOING TO TRY IT ONCE I'M OFF HERE AGAIN. THIS TIME I AM GOING TO INJECT IT IN MY PENIS SO I GET AN AROUSAL AND MAYBE WILL CUM SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP. IT IS HARD TO SLEEP LATELY SINCE MY PARENTS MAKE ME SLEEP IN THE BUNNY PAJAMAS THAT HAVE LITTLE FEET IN THEM THAT MY GRANNY MADE FOR ME. WELL JUST THOUGHT I COULD CONFIDE IN YOU. THANKS, CANADIAN OAK.

As Jimmy V would say: Don't give up, don't ever give up.

 

[Train Harder]

That is fucking hilarious

 

[JohnyJuice]

 

[dballer]

Spent...

You do know that the Oak is a serial killer right???

I have proof!!! Unless he is cool with that.. I would delete it. No joke!!!

 

[Freak Show]

I'm a bit slow, but this is all in humor, correct? Please tell me it is.

 

[theoak01]

hamster dared me to post about it,but i went off last night and posted something about it a little bit ago,it was all a joke,and yes dballer you have my figured out mwahahahahahaha

 

[spentagn]

Spent...

You do know that the Oak is a serial killer right???

I have proof!!! Unless he is cool with that.. I would delete it. No joke!!!

Shit. I better stay away from the bicycle racks after class.

 

[theoak01]

hey sucka i ride the blue bus get it right

 

[spentagn]

Kris Kross. I missed the bus. And I ain't neva eva gonna do it again.

 

[theoak01]

Kris Kross. I missed the bus. And I ain't neva eva gonna do it again.

lol i did that once it took three blocks of me running drooling on myself to catch that mother fucker,but oh did i catch it

 

[the nature boy]

I'm a bit slow, but this is all in humor, correct? Please tell me it is.

it's all in jest. the obvious giveaway (besides the content) was the fact that this supposed PM is over 1000 characters.

 

[HamsterHider]

THIS REALLY IS NOT A JOKE. CANADIAN OAK SENT THIS TO ME VIA PM ON MS INSTANT MESSENGER. I THINK WE NEED TO INSTILL SOME FAITH IN THIS YOUNG MAN AND HELP HIM STOP BEFORE HE BEGINS THIS NASTY HABIT. IF YOU REMEMBER IN THE PAST HIS MOM FOUND HIS MEDICINAL HERBS AND NOW IT HAS LED TO HEROIN (SEE HAVOC BUD IS EVIL). LETS ALL SHOW OUR SUPPORT FOPR OAK.