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Brothers,
For the past week, I have been experiencing explosive growth. The secret? Dog meat. High in protein, readily digestible, and cheap.
Recently, I hired a new chef- a Korean named Kwak. Kwak told me all about dogmeat's powers- and Nobby and I decided that we had to include it in our bulking diet!
We went to the local animal shelter, and left with 5 large dogs that Kwak picked out himself. Nobby killed each dog with a massive punch to the head, putting them out of their misery instantly.
Kwak handled the rest.
Nobby and I have been eating 10 pounds of dogmeat a day, and brothers, my lifts are all up 15 percent.
But some people are ignorant, and simply don't respect other cultures. Later, at the gym, in between sets of cheat reverse curls with 225 pounds I decided to snack on a dog leg I had brought along in my training bag. There I was, quietly feasting on the roasted dog leg, when a woman asked me what I was eating.
"Dog. Would you like a bite?" I offered, holding out the leg to her.
"You are a BEAST!" she screamed in my face. I had had enough of her rudeness, and promptly shoved the dog leg into her mouth. Nobby stood next to her and, glaring, snarled "Fookin eat, bitch!" She chewed on the dog leg and then ran off screaming.
Nobby and I roared with laughter that was heard for miles around.
So, lads, head to the humane society and stock up!!
For the past week, I have been experiencing explosive growth. The secret? Dog meat. High in protein, readily digestible, and cheap.
Recently, I hired a new chef- a Korean named Kwak. Kwak told me all about dogmeat's powers- and Nobby and I decided that we had to include it in our bulking diet!
We went to the local animal shelter, and left with 5 large dogs that Kwak picked out himself. Nobby killed each dog with a massive punch to the head, putting them out of their misery instantly.
Kwak handled the rest.
Nobby and I have been eating 10 pounds of dogmeat a day, and brothers, my lifts are all up 15 percent.
But some people are ignorant, and simply don't respect other cultures. Later, at the gym, in between sets of cheat reverse curls with 225 pounds I decided to snack on a dog leg I had brought along in my training bag. There I was, quietly feasting on the roasted dog leg, when a woman asked me what I was eating.
"Dog. Would you like a bite?" I offered, holding out the leg to her.
"You are a BEAST!" she screamed in my face. I had had enough of her rudeness, and promptly shoved the dog leg into her mouth. Nobby stood next to her and, glaring, snarled "Fookin eat, bitch!" She chewed on the dog leg and then ran off screaming.
Nobby and I roared with laughter that was heard for miles around.
So, lads, head to the humane society and stock up!!
Get the fuck outta here!!!!!
