dog gas

[stilleto]

usually, i hate these kind of threads. "oh you should see the turd i just made" etc.
but i was sitting here, doing some work at home, when my dog came in and rest his head on my lap. I pet him and he leaves. Within 5 seconds, my eyes are watering and my throat is burning. its like he emitted a blast of teargas when he left. I was afraid to light a match cause i expected an explosion.

20 minutes later, I've recovered, and am busy at work when its like this fog filled the room. it smelled like burnt rubber and i literally had to shove my head down into my neck to save my lungs from another second of the smell.

my dog eats the SAME thing, morning and night... WHY does he suddenly have gas that could peel paint off a car???

 

[hamstershaver]

lol at you blaming your gas on the dog, klu does the same thing

 

[HumorMe]

My dog has them too. Thing is, I never seem him walk across the room and stick his butt out a little and let one rip. They are SBD's and wretched.

 

[Sassy69]

My cat does that too. SBD! And then he makes this wrinkled nose face like he smells something caustic.

 

[DieselGunz]

My dog has them too. Thing is, I never seem him walk across the room and stick his butt out a little and let one rip. They are SBD's and wretched.

Damn this is a rarity you actually typed something instead of a picture



Sorta dissapointed

 

[HumorMe]

Damn this is a rarity you actually typed something instead of a picture



Sorta dissapointed

 

[DieselGunz]

LOL thanx bro!!!!!!!

 

[stilleto]

They aren't always SBD, but these were.

What goes on inside them that sometimes makes this gasious fume and other times, nothing, when their diet is the exact same day after day?

I swear, i think i'm high from the smell.

 

[DieselGunz]

They aren't always SBD, but these were.

What goes on inside them that sometimes makes this gasious fume and other times, nothing, when their diet is the exact same day after day?

I swear, i think i'm high from the smell.

What up???


You have been quite lately

 

[stilleto]

What up???


You have been quite lately

can you go make me a sammich? i'm hungry and forgot to eat dinner.
and lunch.
i've been quiet? no, ask EIG- she thinks i have an evil empire growing.

 

[bb079]

a guy i work with has an english bulldog, and this is the smelliest fuckin animal. sometimes i cant even stand being in his house, and the dog is nowhere around. he says it is due to the dogs diet. i asked him what he fed it and he rambled about several dog foods, then he told me that his dog loved to eat fucking hotdogs and spam. now i know.