Does your farting problem hamper your social life?

[biteme]

Just wondering.

 

[biteme]

Not a very popular thread. No one willing to admit it?

 

[biteme]

I'm pretty much confined to the house these days. Can't go 30 minutes without letting a stinker. LOL

 

[lardo5150]

I love to fart, seriously, where I grew up, no matter where or when you fart, it is funny.

 

[biteme]

I love to fart, seriously, where I grew up, no matter where or when you fart, it is funny.

Even when it smells like death?

 

[dirty~d~]

I can honestly say that I have never had gas so bad that I had to lock myself up in my house. There's something wrong with you, man.

 

[nycgirl]

Biteme, you might want to lay off the Doritos for awhile.

Oh, how are you doing?

 

[H_T_]

http://home.earthlink.net/~dknight818/fart.jpg

 

[seizer]

I like to throw my farts. Like, as I'm ripping ass, I like to cuff some of my fart with one hand and then throw it at someones nose. It kills them, it's like putting your ass on their face as you release the gasieous demon.

Fuck around.

 

[biteme]

I'm gonna write a sad country song... "I can't see my abs and I fart all day."

 

[seizer]

I'm gonna write a sad country song... "I can't see my abs and I fart all day."

So basically, you're re-writing the american anthem?

 

[biteme]

"Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart, by cutting another fart."

 

[biteme]

I'm just joking. I've never farted in my entire life.

 

[buffer1]

I'm just joking. I've never farted in my entire life.

BULLSHIT

 

[biteme]

BULLSHIT

What? You don't believe me?

 

[buffer1]

never try to bullshit a bullshitter,lol

 

[biteme]

never try to bullshit a bullshitter,lol

LOL. You got me on that one. OKay, I've farted, but it's never smelled bad.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I walk out in public and when I fart, I make it known to all around. Anytime someone looks at me and says "that's gross" I correct them. I grab them while I drop my pants, then shove their head between my ass cheeks while choking them and force them to lick my unwiped asshole. Then I ask them which is grosser, a fart or my chocolate starfish.

As they lay on the ground puking, I shove their face into it and mash it around real good, then with one swift stomp I crush their fragile skull.

 

[Saintinistic]

When I was bouncing I used to go downstairs to fart. Having lactose intolerance made for a quick drink of milk and off to go drown them in a sweet, yet potent stench. you just move through the dancing crowd, they dont know who it is, and cant escape.

Like a dutch oven gas chamber.

True story.

 

[HardHat87]

I like the smell of my farts. The girl on the smith machine yesterday didn't though.

 

[dirty~d~]

I like the smell of my farts. The girl on the smith machine yesterday didn't though.

That's hot!

 

[Saintinistic]

Lactose intolerance makes for the sweetest farts. totally gross, yet strangely inviting.

I still prefer farting in indoor public areas, and I have ejected gas prior to leaving an elevator. Have to let it out of my pants by making a gap in the pants waistline, or the fibres filter the impact of purity.

This thread is the most fascinating by far.