Does Santa Deadlift?

[Smurfy]

From Zero wants me to say hi to santa for him and ask him if he deadlifts. Do you guys think he does or not?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'm hungry.

 

[Smurfy]

I'm hungry.

damn i left that option out on accident


I'm still hungry.

 

[biteme]

No way. His belly would get in the way. Not only that, his red suit would rip in the crotch.

 

[string_bean00]

I'd say he does. He looks like a powerlifter to me.

 

[biteme]

I'd say he does. He looks like a powerlifter to me.

I'd say more of a powereater.

 

[string_bean00]

I'd say more of a powereater.

Same thing.

 

[biteme]

Let's keep up the worthless posts. I'm 13,000 behind dial tone and it's my goal to catch him and Wodin and take the title of EF posting king.

 

[string_bean00]

Let's keep up the worthless posts.

The majority of them in C&C are worthless.

 

[Smurfy]

yeah good jon guys keep this discussion going

 

[string_bean00]

yeah good jon guys keep this discussion going

You think the Easter bunny squats?

 

[Smurfy]

omg good question!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Let's keep up the worthless posts. I'm 13,000 behind dial tone and it's my goal to catch him and Wodin and take the title of EF posting king.

holy shit! when in the hell did he make 26K posts? i didn't think he posted THAT much.

 

[biteme]

You think the Easter bunny squats?

Of course. He has to train. Otherwise he couldn't take those giant leaps that it requires to cover all the ground that he has to cover in one day.

 

[H_T_]

he lifts hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of toys a year. yeah. he deadlifts, but i don't know what gear he has on under the suit.

 

[Spartacus]

sexist

 

[Devastation]

.

 

[Yarg!]

hes probably a powerlifter because he looks like shit.

 

[biteme]

Santa is a lazy fat dictator bastard. He has all the elves do the work for him.

 

[coldblue1955]

From Zero wants me to say hi to santa for him and ask him if he deadlifts. Do you guys think he does or not?

the only thing santa lifts is those donuts and milk each christmas eve. lol.

 

[Devastation]

i don't recall previously posting on this thread

 

[jafo]

he lifts ..he has to to carry around all the toys he brings

 

[coldblue1955]

he lifts ..he has to to carry around all the toys he brings

the toys must wear him out.

 

[Whiskey]

I was told that santa takes it up the 'ol poop shoot. Might be a rumor, but I doubt it

Whiskey

 

[Mr. dB]

Ever seen that xmas cartoon with Santa sitting on someone's chimney, taking a crap? His quads, hams, and glutes look huge in that, I'd say he deadlifts and squats.

 

[perkele]

I've seen Santa deadlift over 450lbs.

 

[Frisky]

only mofo Smurf or Fzero would ask this shit.. LOL