Does anyone have smaller balls than HULK HOGAN???

[anythingbutsane]

seriously bro.... just stick a beanbag in there or something. tiny.

 

[Paulos]

 

[anythingbutsane]

i love you, too. i just figured out how you can solve your financial problems, bro. BE A PIMP.

you can whore your sexy 19 year old 200 lb ass out. And, you could probably pimp mom out, too, if she would be up for it.

 

[***]

Chyna does, but she may have a bigger dick though...

 

[Paulos]

Actually it's my 237 lb ass right now. Plus I don't think my mom has done anything sex related in a long, long time.

I'd need a fresher ho to begin my pimping entrepanuership.

 

[Big Johnson]

I am a pimp. I'll get you some dates, sugar britches.