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coldblue1955
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It's resistance involved in it for sure!
Do you workout with elastic bands from time to time?
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Anthrax Invasion
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Did you know I'm not a fan of your's?
silver_shadow
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Q: Do you workout with elastic bands from time to time?
A: Maybe
A: Maybe
anotherbutters
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yoursAnthrax Invasion said:
Chambewy20
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Are you talking about rubber bands?
silver_shadow
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yea... i grew my hair long, so now i have to keep it in a pony tail with a rubber band.Chambewy20 said:
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Anthrax Invasion
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anotherbutters said:yours
I'm going to use my strict UD2.0 dieting regimen as a cop out.
You go do some depletion workouts and eat half of your maintenance caloric intake, AB.
Protobuilder
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Anthrax Invasion said:
LoL
CB1955 -- You're a complete and utter A.D.D. moron. Are there actually people in the C&C forum who will engage you in such inane conversations?
CB1955 -- "How many of you guys fart??"
Jackoff # 1 -- "I do!"
jackoff # 2 -- "Me too!"
sassyflirtatious grrll -- "I thought I was the only one! Aren't I cute!"
Turdburglar -- "yeah, baby! You're sexy! And i fart two!"
cb1955 -- "You guys are all now officially on my freinds list!!!!"
Fuck.
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Anthrax Invasion
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Bahahahaha that was amazing.
Cynical Simian
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Hilarious. You should post that in C&C, PB.
blut wump
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Is this a fart-joke thread?
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years and every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years and every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
Chambewy20
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I sent K to someone wondering why in the fuck ole dude came here to suck ass....
I don't know what the motivation is but god damn, just be yourself and stay somewhere else to start the mindless bullshit.... we've been bitching for the last month about bumping all the old polls....
I don't know what the motivation is but god damn, just be yourself and stay somewhere else to start the mindless bullshit.... we've been bitching for the last month about bumping all the old polls....
Tweakle
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Things about elite I hate in no particular order
This guy
The people who post endless innane self-absorbed shite about themselves on C&C
People who start retarded posts on how big their arms and dicks are
Moderators who pretend to be 300 ripped pounds but are 'too big' to fit into a camera so no photos.
People who have to chime in on EVERY post, no matter what the subject matter and post "I have 8 abs" or "I have an 8 inch dick"
This guy
This guy
The people who post endless innane self-absorbed shite about themselves on C&C
People who start retarded posts on how big their arms and dicks are
Moderators who pretend to be 300 ripped pounds but are 'too big' to fit into a camera so no photos.
People who have to chime in on EVERY post, no matter what the subject matter and post "I have 8 abs" or "I have an 8 inch dick"
This guy
Chambewy20
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Werd...
I hate the fact that you could be a guy, post religiously in forums and actually attempt to give your two cents regarding diet, workout regimes, what works for you and what hasn't....
Yet you go to the clicky areas and people look down their noses at you who have been here for 6 months because all the horny fuggers give them k for one breif glimpse at some strange chick in a string bikini or a thong talking about what they had for lunch or that someone farted in the cube next to them.
I've had too many conversations with folks under the impression that because the name of this website has fitness in it and they say "hi" on roll calls and "happy birthday" while showing 1000 strangers pictures of their titts and asses justifies why they have so much "green."
Gimme a break...
I hate the fact that you could be a guy, post religiously in forums and actually attempt to give your two cents regarding diet, workout regimes, what works for you and what hasn't....
Yet you go to the clicky areas and people look down their noses at you who have been here for 6 months because all the horny fuggers give them k for one breif glimpse at some strange chick in a string bikini or a thong talking about what they had for lunch or that someone farted in the cube next to them.
I've had too many conversations with folks under the impression that because the name of this website has fitness in it and they say "hi" on roll calls and "happy birthday" while showing 1000 strangers pictures of their titts and asses justifies why they have so much "green."
Gimme a break...
Protobuilder
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I wish he'd just leave the adults alone.
I feel a bit bad for him in a way, b/c I assume he's some autistic 14 y.o. surfing his mom's computer between reading his comic books. "The human head weighs 8 pounds. . . . Brazil is the world's #1 coffee producer . . . Topeka is the capital of Kansas . . ."
Mildly amusing at first, but then you just want to pound the shit out of 'em, autistic or not.
I feel a bit bad for him in a way, b/c I assume he's some autistic 14 y.o. surfing his mom's computer between reading his comic books. "The human head weighs 8 pounds. . . . Brazil is the world's #1 coffee producer . . . Topeka is the capital of Kansas . . ."
Mildly amusing at first, but then you just want to pound the shit out of 'em, autistic or not.
Chambewy20
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Instead of Popeye, I would say I'm Olive Oil.... but I can prolly curl more than most!!!
Protobuilder
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I guess the cure is, bomb the crap out of him everytime he pokes his head in the training forum.
Tweakle
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apparently he's a comic genius that we just don't get. Actually he's not as annoying as the other C&C clownshoe Needtogetass who comes here sometimes to babble in Retard & offer terrible advice when he's not lying about squatting 600lbs
Chambewy... lol yes the attention hos. the kicker is those girls posting up snatch and boobies are double baggers who'd be lucky to get any attention in real life unless it was last call at the bar so they act up on the net. And im sure at least half the ''women'' are fat middle aged guys snagging pics off another website
When I see a fat kid hiding in the corner of the gym, giving evil looks at anyone who's working hard I sometimes wonder if posts on elite's C&C and I figure if he did then I'm sure he'd have a lot of green from his ''good bros''.
wouldn't it be nice if we could self moderate here?
Chambewy... lol yes the attention hos. the kicker is those girls posting up snatch and boobies are double baggers who'd be lucky to get any attention in real life unless it was last call at the bar so they act up on the net. And im sure at least half the ''women'' are fat middle aged guys snagging pics off another website
When I see a fat kid hiding in the corner of the gym, giving evil looks at anyone who's working hard I sometimes wonder if posts on elite's C&C and I figure if he did then I'm sure he'd have a lot of green from his ''good bros''.
wouldn't it be nice if we could self moderate here?
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Anthrax Invasion
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Pssssst, Tweakle...
Vote for Anthrax.
Not plain Anthrax, The Invasion.
Vote for Anthrax.
Not plain Anthrax, The Invasion.
Protobuilder
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Tweakle said:
LMFAO!! That's perfect. I'll have ot remember that: "babble in retard." LoL
coldblue1955
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so i guess no one worksout with them.
Protobuilder
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Congratulations . . .
coldblue1955
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So i',m a homo just because i'm asking a question about resistance bands huh?Protobuilder said:
Guinness5.0
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No, you're a homo because you have nothing better to do than post-whore on a fitness site and worry about karma and misc. bullshit like that.coldblue1955 said:
Just in case your question is sincere:
If you want an answer, you need to be a bit more detailed. Your query is vague and would require more info in order for someone to offer anything in the way of a meaningful response.
But based on what I've seen of your posts, you're only here to rack up a high post/karma count, which is pathetic. Frankly, I pity you that this little game has held your attention for this long.
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Guinness5.0 said:
pwned
CB, go back to C&C - we don't need you bringing more garbage into this training forum. Don't make me do to you what I did to fuckin' JKurz.
