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do you piss yourself

I piss myself in the ocean almost every day. I piss in the shower. I piss in the pool. I pissed in a floor drain at Hustler a few weeks back because there was a woman in the men's room using the only toilet.
 
WoodyO said:
I piss myself in the ocean almost every day. I piss in the shower. I piss in the pool. I pissed in a floor drain at Hustler a few weeks back because there was a woman in the men's room using the only toilet.
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that pisses me off when women do that, i always show my dick to them, and or piss on the floor outside/under the partition.

watch out for the splatter..

It's like having a mo standing next to you jerking off
 
Some kid pissed all over me at toy's r us once. I was using the handicap shitter, and this little kid came in to use the urinal, and he let it rip everywhere. Piss was coming in on the floor so much that I ad to lift me feet off the ground. I remember saying something like "get some in the bowl you little shit", then i realized he was hitting the wall and the piss was splashing through the little 1 inch gap and hitting me in the right arm and shoulder too.

I walked out, and told my buddy that some kid just pissed on me and he said he saw the kid come out with his pants and shirt drenched in piss.
 
I used to have a couple Sea Doo's when I lived in a shit hole called Lake Perris, CA. I used to get off the See Doo in the lake and float next to it when I had to piss in the water. I may have even dueced in there before.
 
woodyo said:
some kid pissed all over me at toy's r us once. I was using the handicap shitter, and this little kid came in to use the urinal, and he let it rip everywhere. Piss was coming in on the floor so much that i ad to lift me feet off the ground. I remember saying something like "get some in the bowl you little shit", then i realized he was hitting the wall and the piss was splashing through the little 1 inch gap and hitting me in the right arm and shoulder too.

I walked out, and told my buddy that some kid just pissed on me and he said he saw the kid come out with his pants and shirt drenched in piss.
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lmao!!
 
brownbrown said:
Racist!!!

And btw, went to beach last weekend.... Lots of Black people went in the water!

Lol, btw Ebony = racist!
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I don't know. Know that I think about it, I rarely see any black people in the water's of Oceanside, Carlsbad or Encinitas.
 
*ebony* said:
probably cause Im intimidated by the vastness of the water, fear being swallowed up in it, and watched too many shark movies.

but mostly bc of the blaque.


but I'd still love to go snorkeling one day though!
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Come to SD. I'll take you to childrens pool. We've got seal pups and great white sharks there.
 
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