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UA_Iron
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I used to, but I dont really have time anymore - songs were cool to write as I was in 2 bands in high school.
I'm a decent essay writer too, but I gotta be in the mood to do anything creative.
I'm a decent essay writer too, but I gotta be in the mood to do anything creative.
Sassy69
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I love to write. I tend to express myself better even in an email than in verbal communication. Which sux because my boss is all verbal -- he couldn't write a coherent statement to save his life. However I friggen hate trying to communicate via text msg on a phone. I type fast so that makes AIM viable, but generally I prefer write my complete thoughts. I tend to write in "stream of consciousness" writing which may appear verbose to some people but it is me I guess.
I don't write "rhymes" or songs or anything, however I tend to come up w/ some good plays on words. To illustrate, one of my favorite radio talk show guys is Dennis Prager (yes he's a right wing conservative & I respect himi for it & his very common sense approach to life) - one of his fav terms is "gravitas", meaning substance or weightiness, or "dignified manner" (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=gravitas). Me, as I IM a friend who also listens to Dennis -- I'm like "grab n toss" w/ the sexual innuendo of grab a guy's thingy & toss him off. Yea its crude but its a pretty funny modification of what amounts to a "vocabulary word" relative to every day language.
Unfortunatey I'm' on my 3rd glass of 2004 Yellow Tail Shiraz & I can't remember any of my other wordsmithing hilarities. But I'm good at it. Really good. Spoofing whatever serious topic you have. Really. Trust me. Seriously.
I don't write "rhymes" or songs or anything, however I tend to come up w/ some good plays on words. To illustrate, one of my favorite radio talk show guys is Dennis Prager (yes he's a right wing conservative & I respect himi for it & his very common sense approach to life) - one of his fav terms is "gravitas", meaning substance or weightiness, or "dignified manner" (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=gravitas). Me, as I IM a friend who also listens to Dennis -- I'm like "grab n toss" w/ the sexual innuendo of grab a guy's thingy & toss him off. Yea its crude but its a pretty funny modification of what amounts to a "vocabulary word" relative to every day language.
Unfortunatey I'm' on my 3rd glass of 2004 Yellow Tail Shiraz & I can't remember any of my other wordsmithing hilarities. But I'm good at it. Really good. Spoofing whatever serious topic you have. Really. Trust me. Seriously.
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BrothaBill
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There once was a man from Nantucket, who stuck small popsicle into his bucket, he wished his bucket was from China
UA_Iron said:
Yeah, I'm a decent essay writer, too...when I like what I'm writing about and have some creative thoughts/ideas I can actually enjoy writing essays.
ceasar989 said:
Yeah, I find journal writing somewhat therapeutic...It's a good way to vent and sort through your thoughts. Maybe writing in some form would help you get through the whole ordeal at home. It'd at least give you a place to vent your frustrations and sort through things.
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BrothaBill said:
oh god look who it is, and ironically the second shortest post in the whole thread is by the person who gets the lengthiest post ever award.
you're really deep sassy haha
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BrothaBill
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a popsicle for a woman from China who knows a better place to stick a popsicle than a bucket
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UA_Iron said:
Im nine inches taller than you
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UA_Iron
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BrothaBill said:Im nine inches taller than you
how much you weigh?
Sassy69
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Time on the planet makes you more reflective as you go.
I have an outline for a story about a Florida spiny lobster who grows up and goes on one of those long walks you hear that lobsters do. I tried to position it as a children's book, but I hit 2 roadblocks... The first - Florida lobsters tend to be caught during lobster season and have their tails ripped off by some diver who really likes lobster tail on the grill w/ a rum & diet coke -- that is a hard thing to present to a child in a happy lobster story and second, the fact that I can't draw a cute & cuddly cartoon lobster.
Since, I've focused my writing on such things as internet email and online store marketing strategy & product requirement documents.
I have an outline for a story about a Florida spiny lobster who grows up and goes on one of those long walks you hear that lobsters do. I tried to position it as a children's book, but I hit 2 roadblocks... The first - Florida lobsters tend to be caught during lobster season and have their tails ripped off by some diver who really likes lobster tail on the grill w/ a rum & diet coke -- that is a hard thing to present to a child in a happy lobster story and second, the fact that I can't draw a cute & cuddly cartoon lobster.
Since, I've focused my writing on such things as internet email and online store marketing strategy & product requirement documents.
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UA_Iron said:
I havent weighed myself in years, my guess, prolly 240-250, maybe 230. Depends on if Im bulking. The lowest best weight as far as ripped for my height with running 6miles a day was 215. That was the best feeling. The worst feeling was heavy steroid shit and I was 300lbs, like a claustrophobic feeling. My best weight is less than 250 for my height meaning my bf is less than 10%
The problem Im facing and just resolved is having a career profession, being oncall at different clinics and hospitals. Think an exam sux now bro, try seeing a patient then writing up an essay test every 45 minutes. And no room for a "B" or youll get sued or at least fuck up a real person's life.
The reality of being able to fuck 14 year olds and work out two hours a day will be a distant memory once you enter the real world.
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