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JayC9

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I like spicy food but this sounds like a ring stinger!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4530739.stm
'Hottest chilli sauce' launched

A US manufacturer of hot sauces has made what he claims is the fieriest chilli powder it is possible to make.
The powder is so hot that Blair Lazar's customers have to sign a legal waiver before tasting it.

When Mr Lazar himself tried his "16 Million Reserve" he says his tongue swelled up and hurt for several days.

The pure capsaicin, 30 times hotter than the hottest pepper and 8,000 times hotter than Tabasco sauce, is distilled from several tons of fresh peppers.

Mr Lazar describes the powder, produced in a laboratory by workers wearing sealed suits and masks to avoid inhaling the dust, as "pure heat".

The final product is a white, crystalline powder.

Capsaicin does not actually burn, instead it stimulates nerve endings in your mouth, giving the sensation of burning.

Over the past decade or so, manufacturers have taken the humble chilli pepper and distilled it into ever more fiery sauces.

The names of the concoctions - After Death Sauce and Insanity Sauce are just two - give some idea of the pain that is involved during and after consuming them.

The spiciness of the sauces is measured in what are known as Scoville Units.

The higher the number of units, the bigger the burn, although some manufacturers say that beyond about 350,000 units, the measurement becomes meaningless.
 
I'm thinking clown's mouth...

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I tried the Pure Cap (with the eye dropper dispenser) and didn't wash my hands after use---urinating soon afterward gave me a very painful lesson.
 
westsnoop said:
I tried the Pure Cap (with the eye dropper dispenser) and didn't wash my hands after use---urinating soon afterward gave me a very painful lesson.
you used an eye dropper to put hot sauce in your penis?
 
In my home town there's a particular Indian curry house that's sports the "curry challenge."

The challenge is to eat the house's hottest dish (which is some fucked up concoction called a 'faal') without any water. If you can do it you can eat and drink as much as you like and your entire bill is on the house.

In the unlikely event that you do manage to eat it they stand you on the table, everyone claps their hands and they give you an oversized medal.

I've only ever seen a couple of people complete it but there was a couple of students that would come in and eat it regularly. These guys could be seen suffering, crying into their meal and sitting with their mouths open trying to relieve the pain. The curry was so hot that the chilli would burn red lines into their skin where their noses and eyes ran.

Students :rolleyes: anything for a free meal.
 
Jay Cartwright said:
In my home town there's a particular Indian curry house that's sports the "curry challenge."

The challenge is to eat the house's hottest dish (which is some fucked up concoction called a 'faal') without any water. If you can do it you can eat and drink as much as you like and your entire bill is on the house.

In the unlikely event that you do manage to eat it they stand you on the table, everyone claps their hands and they give you an oversized medal.

I've only ever seen a couple of people complete it but there was a couple of students that would come in and eat it regularly. These guys could be seen suffering, crying into their meal and sitting with their mouths open trying to relieve the pain. The curry was so hot that the chilli would burn red lines into their skin where their noses and eyes ran.

Students :rolleyes: anything for a free meal.

That's something I could gear myself up for and handle. I made 1/2 dozen enchaladas once with 3 habanero peppers mixed in. Trips to the bathroom were full of me screaming for 2 whole days (got 3 meals out of those 6 enchaladas) but they were awesome.

During that time I was also taking 3 habanero peppers and throwing them in the blender with a 16oz jar of salsa and blending it all up together. Why 3 habaneros? Because 3 jalapinos didn't make it hot enough.

Mmmmm, how about stir frys I used to make with habaneros too....mmmm :p

I'm eating chips and salsa right now, a store bought habanero salsa. My favorite cheese is a habanero cheese. My heat tolerance isn't what it was 2 years ago, but I could build it back up real quick.
 
crak600 said:
That's something I could gear myself up for and handle. I made 1/2 dozen enchaladas once with 3 habanero peppers mixed in. Trips to the bathroom were full of me screaming for 2 whole days (got 3 meals out of those 6 enchaladas) but they were awesome.

During that time I was also taking 3 habanero peppers and throwing them in the blender with a 16oz jar of salsa and blending it all up together. Why 3 habaneros? Because 3 jalapinos didn't make it hot enough.

Mmmmm, how about stir frys I used to make with habaneros too....mmmm :p

I'm eating chips and salsa right now, a store bought habanero salsa. My favorite cheese is a habanero cheese. My heat tolerance isn't what it was 2 years ago, but I could build it back up real quick.
Owch!

You either derive some kind of crude pleasure from pain in the anal region or you're a glutton for punishment.

I have heard that you can build up your tolerance though.
 
Jay Cartwright said:
Owch!

You either derive some kind of crude pleasure from pain in the anal region or you're a glutton for punishment.

I have heard that you can build up your tolerance though.

You build up a tolerance to the flaming poopies.

I don't eat hot peppers raw though, that's one thing I don't like doing. Went to a kick ass nostalgic 50s diner outside of San Francisco that had a south of the border omlette. That thing was 2 thick jalapino slices per bite and they were still raw. Halfway through I started pulling jalapinos out. That was before I started putting jalapinos or habaneros in salsa to spice it up though.

Don't care for tobasco too much, unless I'm just using it for heat. The vinegar taste isn't my thing. A month ago I was making a salsa omlette and my gf is giving me I'm crazy. I started splattering it with tobasco while she looked on in horror. I drank some straight from the bottle. That really freaked her out.
 
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