Do you have to take a piss test?

[jdugan]

Can anyone tell me the truth about a pee test while on? Can you fail a regular p-test at work while on a cycle? I have one comming up soon and im not sure what to do.

 

[b_light]

unless they are specifically testing for a.a.s then no. From what i hear a.a.s test are expensive and only used in things like sports, your probably just getting recreational drug test at your work. Just be careful if your on ephedrine because it comes up as meth IIRC so just tell them you've been taking sudafed for a cold.

 

[Papa Lion]

unless they are specifically testing for a.a.s then no. From what i hear a.a.s test are expensive and only used in things like sports, your probably just getting recreational drug test at your work. Just be careful if your on ephedrine because it comes up as meth IIRC so just tell them you've been taking sudafed for a cold.

ditto... except the eph thing... just drop it if you know you have a piss test comin up... you and every meth head that's ever failed a piss test has used the sudafed line... and best not to get yourself into that boat at work especially when it clears out of your system as fast as it does

 

[hardgain43]

Steroid tests are very expensive and most employers will not test you for steroids.
I was flagged for a random piss test while in the middle of a test / deca cycle and passed without a problem.

 

[crazyjoe]

Steroid tests are very expensive and most employers will not test you for steroids.
I was flagged for a random piss test while in the middle of a test / Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - cycle and passed without a problem.

I've also taken drug tests for work while on a cycle and have not had a problem. Don't worry about it.

 

[timtim]

roid tests arent that expensive anymore guys. its not tested for because it wont f with youre performance on the job like rec drugs will.

 

[advanced-stealth]

Bingo.

unless they are specifically testing for a.a.s then no. From what i hear a.a.s test are expensive and only used in things like sports, your probably just getting recreational drug test at your work. Just be careful if your on ephedrine because it comes up as meth IIRC so just tell them you've been taking sudafed for a cold.

 

[triceptor]

If you're truly worried about the results you can try what my son tried - take a small eyedropper of clorox hidden in your shorts. Piss in the cup and then squirt the clorox in it after. Swirl it around and hand it in. Now when I make him take a drug test I stand there and watch him piss in the cup.. little bastard. His test came back negative.. that time.

 

[needtogetaas]

Can anyone tell me the truth about a pee test while on? Can you fail a regular p-test at work while on a cycle? I have one comming up soon and im not sure what to do.

no you will not fail for a work piss test nor a court piss test.most piss test are 5-7 panel test that only test for mind altering drugs...and aas is not that thank god.lol

 

[timtim]

If you're truly worried about the results you can try what my son tried - take a small eyedropper of clorox hidden in your shorts. Piss in the cup and then squirt the clorox in it after. Swirl it around and hand it in. Now when I make him take a drug test I stand there and watch him piss in the cup.. little bastard. His test came back negative.. that time.

this is by far the dumbest thing i have ever heard. the results will immediately come back as adulterated and youre son will fail. there is no way the test came back negative because the machines they use to test the piss would pick up the clorox in a second. youre post is a complete lie. i know people in both quest labs and lab corp as technicians - no way in hell the clorox thing works at all.

just curious - did the people who collected the sample have no noses? because from my memory i am positive i could smell clorox bleach through the regular smell of urine. this is hilarious.

and to add just a few small points:

clorox would destroy the ph of the urine - fail the test
clorox would change the molecular weight - fail the test
clorox would alter the temperature - a clear sign of adulteration
clorox would alter the specific gravity - fail the test

 

[riverrock]

roid tests arent that expensive anymore guys. its not tested for because it wont f with youre performance on the job like rec drugs will.

I can conform that they cost £280 which is about $500. No way would a company spent that kind of money testing for Roids. However, the dope-head test is cheap-as and thats the one they are looking for results on. Remember, Roids are prescribed medicine.

 

[timtim]

I can conform that they cost £280 which is about $500. No way would a company spent that kind of money testing for steroids. However, the dope-head test is cheap-as and thats the one they are looking for results on. Remember, Roids are prescribed medicine.

my friend and co-worker is a head high school football coach and he was told $200 for any of his players that were chosen to be tested which the lab techs i know confirmed. and big coorporations who would do a mass testing would get it even cheaper - but that would never happen.

 

[triceptor]

this is by far the dumbest thing i have ever heard. the results will immediately come back as adulterated and youre son will fail. there is no way the test came back negative because the machines they use to test the piss would pick up the clorox in a second. youre post is a complete lie. i know people in both quest labs and lab corp as technicians - no way in hell the clorox thing works at all.

just curious - did the people who collected the sample have no noses? because from my memory i am positive i could smell clorox bleach through the regular smell of urine. this is hilarious.

and to add just a few small points:

clorox would destroy the ph of the urine - fail the test
clorox would change the molecular weight - fail the test
clorox would alter the temperature - a clear sign of adulteration
clorox would alter the specific gravity - fail the test

It was a home test. The sample was collected in our bathroom. You get immediate results and then also send it in. It does foul up the immediate results but the lab came back that the sample was bad and included an insert of different agents kids use to mask the test results. Clorox was one of them. When I confronted my son he admitted that a friend of his told him to use the Clorox. And if you read the insert that comes with a home drug test you will see that they specifically sight clorox as an agent used to derail the test so clearly the makers of home drug tests realize its effects.

And for the record my post s not a complete lie and you really should take a step back before you accuse people of lying. It did happen just the way I described. My son added clorox to his home drug test and the results came up negative. The lab results cam up that the sample was bad. end result was he didn't test positive.

 

[timtim]

It was a home test. The sample was collected in our bathroom. You get immediate results and then also send it in. It does foul up the immediate results but the lab came back that the sample was bad and included an insert of different agents kids use to mask the test results. Clorox was one of them. When I confronted my son he admitted that a friend of his told him to use the Clorox. And if you read the insert that comes with a home drug test you will see that they specifically sight clorox as an agent used to derail the test so clearly the makers of home drug tests realize its effects.

And for the record my post s not a complete lie and you really should take a step back before you accuse people of lying. It did happen just the way I described. My son added clorox to his home drug test and the results came up negative. The lab results cam up that the sample was bad. end result was he didn't test positive.

wrong, end results came up adulterated which is failing everywhere in the world but youre bathroom. the test came back bad = failing, adulteration is failing not passing. youre advice was bunk and if anyone did that with a lab test you would fail and youre employer woul be informed of the adulteration. dont recommend bullshit advice that could mess with someones employment if you have no idea what youre talking about.

i am not sure if you are under the impression that youre son passed the test but the truth is he didnt. the test was altered by the clorox making the results unreadable. if he put bleach in it he obvioulsy was going to fail. next time tell him to dilute his urine with tons of water. home tests cant pick up dilution.