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Do you have any quirks?

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When I'm going to sleep, both of my ears have to be covered.

Usually one is against the pillow but I can't sleep unless the blankets cover the other ear. If I'm on my back I squish the blanket up and wrap it around so both are covered. I have no idea why this needs to be done, but it does. :D

So, tell me your quirks, or your friends quirks...
 
It has to be a dark as possible for me to fall asleep. And as much silence as possible. No music, no TV, no talking in another room. SILENCE. Except for my fan. :)
 
I have a set procedure for bedtime that is too complicated for here, but I have to do things in multiples of 4, otherwise something bad will happen lol. Oh yea, I wear all socks inside out.
 
Yep, complete darkness and a fan running.
 
Must follow this routine after getting home from work.

1. Take a nap
2. Go to the gym
3. Make dinner
4. Take shower/Exfoliate
5. Eat dinner
6. Smoke two cigarrettes
7. Go to sleep with two comforters regardless of temperature
 
I have no sleep quirks except that I tend not to be able to fall asleep on my back. But for the most part, I can fall asleep within a few minutes anytime anywhere.

But I have plenty of other oddities about me.

I hate the phone, but I like phones. I jump when it rings and I get a panic attack feeling and will usually not answer it. But I like the technology of phones and want a shiny one with lots of features that is smaller than my penis.

I really hate gas stations - especially when they are not self serve. Just like New Jersey, here you can't pump your own gas. For some reason this really weirds me out - I can't explain it, but it is very hard for me to overcome this and get gas - so I usually wait until I really *need* gas before I go, and then the whole time I am in a weird panic.

There are voices yelling stuff in my head nearly all of the time. It is usually pretty funny stuff in a Tourrette's (sp?) sort of way. For a long time the voice was an Indian accent, but more recently it has switched to just an English accent - I don't know enough about them as to what part of England the accent is - but I would say not Liverpool since my barber is from there and they don't sound like him.

I don't like crowds. If I am in a crowd, it is only a matter of time before I get to self conscious and will be sweaty and twitchy and will have to get out of there. I usually tend to have nose hair issues then too.

I hate scents and sounds. I have an overly sensitive sense of smell and my hearing is annoying too. I can hear all kinds of shit, so it makes it hard to focus on one thing like a voice - so I frequently don't hear what someone near me is saying, but can hear a conversation 20 feet away very easily. I can smell trash that is near me as well, when nobody else can - it is a repulsive thing. Putting me in a candle store or the perfume department of a store will very likely result in me having to throw up and wanting to die.

I can't pressure pee unless I am so drunk that I would piss myself anyway.

I talk very quickly if I am nervous and my mind tends to blank out. I also tend to always say too much, and worse yet can tell that I am doing it, but do it anyways (usually because it would be even more awkward to then back out of the conversation and say "oops, I'm ALL DONE NOW").

I am nearly compulsive about entropy. I don't like things to be ordered around me - UNLESS they are wrapping paper or games. If I am playing a board game, I really can't stand things to be crooked or out of order - in a serious like Rain Man sort of way. And Christmas time with all of the wrapping paper drives me nuts - usually because it is easy to miss presents in the mess of torn paper.
But I will have no issues at all with taking off my clothes and leaving them right there on the floor. And I can leave piles of books and magazines all over the place and it doesn't bother me.
But I can't stand dirt - if I see dirt or food I will have to clean it up and it repulses me if someone doesn't do this sort of thing at their place.

I hate to wear shoes in a house.

I'm sure there are tons more, I'm a quirky guy.
 
Another sleep one:

Even on the hottest of summer nights, I have to at least have a sheet partially covering me.
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:


That is only weird if it doesn't have to be something beautiful.

oh. I guess the pureeing is the strange part, that or when I rub a composition of their bowels, heart, and soul that's been mixed up in a food processor all over my flacid meat stick chanting Elvis songs with a show tune theme.
 
Originally posted by OMGWTFBBQ
I hate the phone, but I like phones. I jump when it rings and I get a panic attack feeling and will usually not answer it.

I thought it was just me with this one.. I Imagine it is someone calling to give me bad news, or some such while it is ringing.
Yes, I actually JUMP on the first ring..


I am very meticulous about my food, especially Sandwiches.
Spreading the Mustard or Mayo or relish evenly and stacking the meat cheese etc carefully.. I used to catch much grief from this one from my wife... Now she just accepts it as my way..

I double check the alarm is set sometimes within a Min of the last time I checked it before going to bed.
I know I checked it, and yet I'll walk over again and make sure...
 
CipherLock said:


oh. I guess the pureeing is the strange part, that or when I rub a composition of their bowels, heart, and soul that's been mixed up in a food processor all over my flacid meat stick chanting Elvis songs with a show tune theme.

1) there is no soul.

2) you are now officially on my list of people I would love to hang out with.
 
Ok, this is a weird one, I like to wet my finger in my kitty then dab it on my cheeks when I know I will be meeting people in the next few moments, that way when they kiss me they will be getting a taste of the good stuff.
 
Gymgurl said:
Ok, this is a weird one, I like to wet my finger in my kitty then dab it on my cheeks when I know I will be meeting people in the next few moments, that way when they kiss me they will be getting a taste of the good stuff.

Do you get accused of having bad breath often?
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:
1) there is no soul.

2) you are now officially on my list of people I would love to hang out with.

1) Just because you traded yours to live on the island doesn't mean others haven't kept theirs. Wait, shit, that's anal virginity.

2) Where can I find this list and where can I learn to hang?
 
The odd thing is that I didn't write that post? I was at the gym? Okay how did someone do that?
 
How do I prove that? I have pics and many have seen them...some have talked to me on the phone...so give me your damn farm
 
Gymgurl said:
How do I prove that? I have pics and many have seen them...some have talked to me on the phone...so give me your damn farm

Hey if I'm wrong you can sit on my face. Just don't forget to feed the horses some carrots every day for a snack.
 
Gymgurl said:
Ok, this is a weird one, I like to wet my finger in my kitty then dab it on my cheeks when I know I will be meeting people in the next few moments, that way when they kiss me they will be getting a taste of the good stuff.

DAMN!
 
powerslave said:
Another sleep one:

Even on the hottest of summer nights, I have to at least have a sheet partially covering me.

Me too.
 
My bra and panties need to match. Matching is one of my biggest quirks if I use cutlry has to be the same pattern.
 
If I get a coffee from a drive-through (Tim Horton's) and they put the lid on so that little opening part where your mouth goes is on the seam of the cup, I can't stand that. I have to take it off and move it over.
 
Seashell said:
If I get a coffee from a drive-through (Tim Horton's) and they put the lid on so that little opening part where your mouth goes is on the seam of the cup, I can't stand that. I have to take it off and move it over.

Good thing you do actually... Leaks if you leave it there occasionally..
 
I go ballistic if the toilet paper is put on the roller so it comes from underneath. Alec Baldwin hates that one too.
 
Seashell said:


14 double knots is not a time-effective way of tying shoes I'll have you know...

i wish i was even capable of that....i have to wear shoes with velcro straps :nerd:
 
Dial_tone said:
I go ballistic if the toilet paper is put on the roller so it comes from underneath. Alec Baldwin hates that one too.

As does powerslave.
 
Dial_tone said:
I go ballistic if the toilet paper is put on the roller so it comes from underneath. Alec Baldwin hates that one too.

yeah wtf. it's supposed to come from the top. fuckers.
 
Dial_tone said:
I go ballistic if the toilet paper is put on the roller so it comes from underneath. Alec Baldwin hates that one too.



lol


i just have it on the back of the shiter so it cant be fiucked with wrong
 
PIGEON-RAT said:


yeah wtf. it's supposed to come from the top. fuckers.


I'm going to write my congressman and demand gov't buildings be over the top.
 
I need it dark when I sleep and quiet.and I must stroke before I sleep,and if I sleep during the day I wrap my head up like im wearing a burka,or whatever the arabs women wear,only I cover my eyes and not mouth
 
powerslave said:
Another sleep one:

Even on the hottest of summer nights, I have to at least have a sheet partially covering me.

yea i guess this is a quirk... im the same way though haha
 
Gymgurl said:
Ok, this is a weird one, I like to wet my finger in my kitty then dab it on my cheeks when I know I will be meeting people in the next few moments, that way when they kiss me they will be getting a taste of the good stuff.

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SPEECHLESS
 
I need two towels when showering, one for my hair and one for my body.

I have to put cream/lotion all over my face and body after each shower.

I can't use a glass if I think or know that there are any dust particles around it.

I have to sleep naked and I have to have a sheet between me and the comforter cover.

Basements give me the creeps and I avoid them whenever possible.

I hate phones.

I can't workout if my sneakers aren't perfectly laced up and comfortable whether I'm walking, running or standing still.



Quirky isn't the half of it.
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:
It has to be cool when I sleep. Cant be hot, must be cold with lots of covers and a snuggle bunny:busy:


YES YES YES!

Do you wake up search for a cold spot to touch with at the very least your feet?






















It's official I'm a freak.
 
velvett said:



YES YES YES!

Do you wake up search for a cold spot to touch with at the very least your feet?

Hell yes!
 
I have an irrational but serious fear of ketchup. I have a lot of little rules about foods like how things should/should not mix, what colors things are on the plate, etc. When I eat pancakes I won't eat them if any syrup touches the plate.

I stare at clocks all day and fill my mind with math problems using the #'s on the clock. I'm always doing math...which is funny since I thought I hated it for a long time.

Artificial color makes me a little nervous. So does heavily processed cheese-- like velveeta or kraft singles. No way.

When I'm dating someone I ALWAYS walk on their left side.
 
velvett said:
I need two towels when showering, one for my hair and one for my body.

I do this too. One for hair one for body. I have to have baby oil before toweling off. Otherwise I'm all itchy, especially in the winter.
 
I always put my left shoe on before the right one. Cant do it the other way around...i have tried. I also itch my lips alot the ones on my mouth BTW. I think thats just allergies tho but its quite quirky. SOmetimes when im walking i have to twist my ankle to make it crack. NOw that i think about it i must look like a damn retard. I also take 3 chugs of water in between every set cant start a new set with only 2 chugs. SOmetimes i bite the inside of my cheek and i dont even realize it till someone yells at me cuz its annoying i suppose. Oh and i constantly twitch my nose i have done this since grade school they used to call me rabbit and tease me about it but now i have big guns so no one says shit they are afraid.

BTW, there are alot of nice boobies on this thread.
 
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