Do you have a 'bad shit' day?

[vinylgroover]

Wednesday is always the day that i shit really badly.......not sure why, but like clockwork, every Wednesday i take a few Donald Trumps

I've noticed the trend in the last few years........never changes, always Wednsesday.

I'd like to hear from some of the ladies too.

 

[FISHTALES]

ever since i started eating i pack of metamucil fiber wafers the ease and "cleanliness" has greatly improved.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

Not regularly. It's rare day for the paper to even get anything.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

All the time! That's why I wear Manpers!

 

[tiger88]

MONDAY IS SHIT.....weekend ended

 

[hardrock]

I had the phantom deuce today. Nothing to wipe and nothing in the bowl.The sneaky little devil must've swam down the pipe.

 

[biteme]

I hate it when I have to shit in the morning at work. Ruins my whole day because my ass itches for the rest of it.

 

[vinylgroover]

I hate it when I have to shit in the morning at work. Ruins my whole day because my ass itches for the rest of it.

Try wiping next time.

 

[biteme]

Try wiping next time.

I have to use a half a roll, because my shit is soft. That's not the problem though. I, like yourself, have a hemmorhoid. I went to the grocery store and bought some of those pads and my daughter starting saying out loud, "Hemmorhoid boy, hemmorhoid boy." I wanted to kill her.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

I have to use a half a roll, because my shit is soft. That's not the problem though. I, like yourself, have a hemmorhoid. I went to the grocery store and bought some of those pads and my daughter starting saying out loud, "Hemmorhoid boy, hemmorhoid boy." I wanted to kill her.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

 

[drakfoot]

Try wiping next time.

Excellent suggestion. An even better one is to use
toilet paper during the wiping motion or refrain from
nail biting at the very least.

 

[slickdadd]

I have been having bad shits for the past few days. I have been eating a lot of fiber, much more than my usual diet along with a lot of hommus for some odd reason. My shits are turbo charged and the size of battleships. I hope it is due to the fiber and hommus.

 

[Dial_tone]

I have a heaping spoonful of Metamucil in 8 oz water every night....probably about 6 servings in one shot.