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[MrMuscle]

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my cock

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the back of
my car...... I don't give a shit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me...As long as you're still warm when I shove it up
your ass.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants.

 

[SoreArms]

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants.

LOL, this is probably the only one I'd use, specially if I was roaring drunk!

 

[SoKlueles]

dang

 

[SoreArms]

dong

whats really on your mind

 

[hamstershaver]

your ass looks fat in those pants, i use that line alot

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

 

[hardrock]

The last one is great!

 

[slickdadd]

Nice ones.

 

[Razorguns]

this is the one my friend uses on stuck-up chicks who just ignore him and walk away or say no ..

"that's okay. you got a fat ass anyways..(then he walks away)".

OUCH! They never take that comment easily!

 

[sconoscuito]

i thought they were weak. I usually just slap the bitch.

 

[string_bean00]

Hah, those are awesome. I can see those making great drunken comments.

 

[AAP]

Hysterical!

 

[hardrock]

When I was at a club in Daytona this past spring it went like this-

Chick- you'd be hot if you didn't smoke(I smoke when I drink)

Me- You'd be hot if you didn't talk.

Chick- Fuck you. *walks away*

I was wasted and my buddy and I were rolling after that one.

 

[Lestat]

funny shit..

 

[Y_lifter]

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: OK, I'll be back later when you get desperate when no one wants
to be with your titless fat ass

 

[Razorguns]

Man: OK, I'll be back later when you get desperate when no one wants to be with your titless fat ass

Too many lines to say in a loud club. Reword it shorter.

 

[hardrock]

Too many lines to say in a loud club. Reword it shorter.

How about- I'll come back after you realize how unattractive you are.

or- I'll come back after you step back into reality.

 

[Y_lifter]

I'll come back after you realize how flat and fat you are.

 

[Robert Jan]

I think I might slap any girl who dissed me like that. "No thanks' will do just fine and I will leave her alone from the second she says it.

what the hell gives her the right to insult me? I gave her a fucking compliment. When I toss a dog a bone I dont want to hear how it tastes.

PS heres another good response:

You: Want to go dance/have a drink?
Her: No.
You: That's ok. I need to take a shit anyway.

You: want to dance/have a drink?
Her: No.
You: Why are you being so picky? I'm not.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

im never lost for words when a girl is being a bitch...i dont want to lay it down on the forum becuase most members will go into "wtf" mode

maybe next time...