Do you ever fart....

[hardrock]

In a public place when there's someone behind you? Then try to catch their reaction as they walk through your smoke bomb? Grocery stores are the best.

 

[hamstershaver]

best thread ever

 

[SoreArms]

Yesterday at home I farted and walked away, about 15 seconds later I forgot about the fog I left behind and walked right into it. Damn!

 

[hamstershaver]

damn stank ass

 

[Mr. Black]

Only men can get away with farting

 

[Mr. dB]

In a public place when there's someone behind you? Then try to catch their reaction as they walk through your smoke bomb? Grocery stores are the best.

Yes.

 

[Tryn2]

 

[Smurfy]

Nope.

 

[Tryn2]

Sure

 

[yomama]

Only men can get away with farting

Right...farting for anyone is pretty gross. I'm talking about doing it in public or just in front of your friends. It's gross, if you do that, it makes me wonder how much gross you are, what's next cool thing on your list? not brushing teeth or taking a shower for 3 days? Some dumbass highschool kids think it's cool, just like farting. Some people just dont grow out of being stupid.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Not that way.
I get dirty looks from dropping bombs at the gym. Mostly from women.

 

[SoreArms]

it makes me wonder how much gross you are

that makes me wonder how much smart you are

 

[gab9681]

My wife is a very gassy person. We will be in the mall and she will crop dust a whole bench full of people and then look at me like I did it. Bitch.

 

[hardrock]

My wife is a very gassy person. We will be in the mall and she will crop dust a whole bench full of people and then look at me like I did it. Bitch.

That friggin rocks! You should bust her out on it sometime.

 

[theoak01]

Right...farting for anyone is pretty gross. I'm talking about doing it in public or just in front of your friends. It's gross, if you do that, it makes me wonder how much gross you are, what's next cool thing on your list? not brushing teeth or taking a shower for 3 days? Some dumbass highschool kids think it's cool, just like farting. Some people just dont grow out of being stupid.

do you live in the 50's where everyone was so concerned about what others think and hold your gas till your at home alone with the music turned up so nobody hears ya?

I mean for fuck sakes everyone farts,get over yourself

 

[chewyxrage]

Right...farting for anyone is pretty gross. I'm talking about doing it in public or just in front of your friends. It's gross, if you do that, it makes me wonder how much gross you are, what's next cool thing on your list? not brushing teeth or taking a shower for 3 days? Some dumbass highschool kids think it's cool, just like farting. Some people just dont grow out of being stupid.

Lol.....speaking of that, in highschool one of the kids on my basketball team went 10 days w/ out a shower. The kicker is we were at a basketball tournament and playing up to 3 games a day. He smelled so fuckin bad the other teams didn't want to guard his raw ass.

 

[The_Ghost]

do you live in the 50's where everyone was so concerned about what others think and hold your gas till your at home alone with the music turned up so nobody hears ya?

I mean for fuck sakes everyone farts,get over yourself

women DON'T fart, only baby powder comes outta there!!!!!

 

[rnch]

try letting loose a SBD just as you are leaving an elevator?

 

[sawastea]

I quifed the other day. Does that count?

 

[hamstershaver]

that makes me wonder how much smart you are

that was stupid

 

[hamstershaver]

I quifed the other day. Does that count?

 

[Mr. dB]

I work in a noisy public place that can get pretty crowded, so there are plenty of opportunities to drop a big bomb without drawing attention to myself. I do it with gusto, because I really hate our customers.

 

[wootoom]

i do

 

[yomama]

do you live in the 50's where everyone was so concerned about what others think and hold your gas till your at home alone with the music turned up so nobody hears ya?

I mean for fuck sakes everyone farts,get over yourself

Everyone farts and everyone pisses, but we are a civilized society and that's why civilized people dont behave like fuckin monkeys. You can fart all you want, but dont do it in public or in front of me cause that's just fuckin gross.

 

[DIVISION]

Everyone farts and everyone pisses, but we are a civilized society and that's why civilized people dont behave like fuckin monkeys. You can fart all you want, but dont do it in public or in front of me cause that's just fuckin gross.

But aren't humans meant to devolve after a certain period of time, yoyomama?

There comes a point to which the human race can no longer evolve, such is to say that when this time comes, there is nowhere to go but down.......and sadly we have reached that pinnacle. These are the end times, my friend. From here on out, we shall devolve in to basic primal apes. Juicemonkey's if you will, as there really is nothing else out there for us......we're merely here. Not destined for greatness, but left to our own devices.........to fail and fail miserably at that.

Welcome to the New World Order.

So ask yourself, when you look at yourself, do you see a human or merely a hairless ape with no past, no present and no future?

Speak on it, holmes.......




DIV

 

[Spanky11]

my gf always holds them in all day...she usually falls asleep before i do...then they all come out...

its not pretty.

then she wakes up about 30 minutes later and wonders why all the windows are open in bedroom are open - and i'm in trouble...

women.

bah

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Lol.....speaking of that, in highschool one of the kids on my basketball team went 10 days w/ out a shower. The kicker is we were at a basketball tournament and playing up to 3 games a day. He smelled so fuckin bad the other teams didn't want to guard his raw ass.

so did his lack of showering help you guys to win more games?

 

[yomama]

But aren't humans meant to devolve after a certain period of time, yoyomama?

There comes a point to which the human race can no longer evolve, such is to say that when this time comes, there is nowhere to go but down.......and sadly we have reached that pinnacle. These are the end times, my friend. From here on out, we shall devolve in to basic primal apes. Juicemonkey's if you will, as there really is nothing else out there for us......we're merely here. Not destined for greatness, but left to our own devices.........to fail and fail miserably at that.

Welcome to the New World Order.

So ask yourself, when you look at yourself, do you see a human or merely a hairless ape with no past, no present and no future?

Speak on it, holmes.......




DIV

So you're saying that you'd like it if everyone was just walking around and ripping ass like there was no tomorrow? If you're doing bench and someone walks by you and ripps the biggest nastiest fart...you wont mind that?