Do you do stupid crap in public places?

[jerseyart]

I like to tell strangers "Come , join our merry band, then you too can laugh like this Ha hah hah hah hah..." in a deep baritone.

What's sadder is I'm not kidding

 

[from zero]

There used to be this restaurant here called Po Folks...it changed hands, and the new owners basically cut the outdoor sign down with a chainsaw, but left the letters on it.

One of my buddies and I drove by at like 2AM, and stopped to look...and I was inspired to spell the word "penis" on the sign.

We drove by a couple of days later, and looked at the line of people staring at the sign...and laughed hysterically.

LMAO

 

[WODIN]

my son is 3.......

Two day ago we were in Pizza hut and this guy was sitting on the edge of a bench waiting for his pickup and my boy ran full barrel head first right into him. LMAO!!!

He looked at the guy and said "Boyah!"

I just said "I'm sorry." The guy just laughed.

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol at this stuff, me and my friends are all about it

one particualr incedent that makes me laugh is we had recently been watching Happy Gilmore and found the line that Bob Barker says "I can't believe you're a professional golfer, you should be working at the snack bar" highly amusing, so we went off to the local golf shop and my friend asked a guy for advice on clubs, a minute or two into he suddenly exclaims "I can't believe you're a professional golfer, you should be working at the snack bar!", I had to just flee the scene I was laughing so much, the golfer guy looked the most confused I have ever seen anyone


something else I enjoy, is if someone I know, but not well asks me if I want a drink in a bar, I will ask them for a completely made-up named drink lol, it is funny to see the conversation that then ensues between them and the bartender


I have so many of these I could write a book

 

[from zero]

This thread rules.

 

[jerseyart]

It's true. You guys sound like crazy mo fo's who would be fun to hang with. It attracts the girlies as well. Lots of times when one of us walks up to some chicks they will respond "we were hoping you would talk to us, you guys loooik like so much fun.."

Work it bors

 

[TheProject]

This thread rules.

Indeed.

I'm just trying to remember more of the dumb crap we've done in public.

We set a trash barrel on fire one 4th of July, and drove off with it burning...course, we didn't realize it was on fire until we were already driving off, and saw some people turning it upside down.

 

[tuc biscuit]

another classic; we used to write out an invitation to a 'celebration buffet' then go to a bar later and present it to the bartender and inform them we were here to collect and asked them where the buffet was.........lol..........much confusion ensues


another good one is we used to colour photocopy £20 pound notes (left them blank on one side) we would crumple and fold them a bit so they looked realistic........then would use them to light cigars and other peoples cigarettes, lol soom of the reactions were priceless........one guy would count out like £200 pounds on the bar, fan it out in his hand and then light a cigar with it lol

 

[tuc biscuit]

another classic; we used to write out an invitation to a 'celebration buffet' then go to a bar later and present it to the bartender and inform them we were here to collect and asked them where the buffet was.........lol..........much confusion ensues


another good one is we used to colour photocopy £20 pound notes (left them blank on one side) we would crumple and fold them a bit so they looked realistic........then would use them to light cigars and other peoples cigarettes, lol soom of the reactions were priceless........one guy would count out like £200 pounds on the bar, fan it out in his hand and then light a cigar with it lol

 

[from zero]

another classic; we used to write out an invitation to a 'celebration buffet' then go to a bar later and present it to the bartender and inform them we were here to collect and asked them where the buffet was.........lol..........much confusion ensues


another good one is we used to colour photocopy £20 pound notes (left them blank on one side) we would crumple and fold them a bit so they looked realistic........then would use them to light cigars and other peoples cigarettes, lol soom of the reactions were priceless........one guy would count out like £200 pounds on the bar, fan it out in his hand and then light a cigar with it lol

Hahaha.

You rule man.