Do you do stupid crap in public places?

[onebigab]

Yeah you people do some stupid shit.

 

[jh1]

How do you forward roll into a chair? don't your legs end up on top?


Get obnoxiously loud at dinner or a bar with a big group of friends. It's great... because every stares at us when we walk in, and then after awhile we get loud... I think at first everyone is like 'wow they are having fun'... then it just gets obnoxious...

we never care... everything is okay if you are in a big group of people that are accepting your behavior....

 

[from zero]

How do you forward roll into a chair? don't your legs end up on top?

You anus. I didn't say into my chair. I said "to my chair." I ended up right at the foot of it, stood up, sat down.

at this whole thread and you weirdos!


Especially you zorro.. with your high five for the dollar and forward roll into rolley chair.

I do what I can.

 

[MissJanet79]

I do that....but when I wave, I wave the opposite way....they go to wave and realize I'm not waving to them, so the feel embarassed and try to retract their arm real fast.

lmao!! too funny

 

[Moderate_THIS]

you'll see quite soon

 

[theoak01]

my buddy does the bubbles impression perfectly,confuses people who havent saw tpb,everyone else laughs

 

[Burning_Inside]

i usually only ever go out anywhere with my one friend, and he pisse me off, cause in the car or at his house, basically anywhere not in public, he's like myself, all weird and saying stupid shit. Then as soon as we get in public, his eyes half close, he's got his head up in the air, he puffs his chest out, and he turns fucking autstic. I'll say something funny to him and he'll give me this cockeyed look like he doesn't know me. He doesn't talk. He's a totally different person. I want to punch him in the face.

Anyway few weeks ago we went to see a movie, and there were asians all over the place and there were quite a few hot asian girls trotting around. so we're standing in line for soda and these 2 hot asian girls were in the other line next to us and I said "omfg look at these hot ass asian girls: and im looking right at them and he's looking at me, so common sense would make you think that he should get the idea that they're right behind him where I'm looking. So he's looking at me like he's dead and has no idea what's going on so I get pissed off and spin him around by his shoulder and point his head in the direction of the girls and point at them and i yell "I said look at those hot asian girls! holy fuck what is wrong with you man?!"

 

[jerkbox]

When shopping w/ my sis', we look around for a GOOD parking spot & when we find it, we say SCORE! & high-five one another, then I yell out, "GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" - like in futbol! LOL

i always say "porking spot" for some reason

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I have twins, they're THREE. I unleash them on the public in stores.

My son likes to walk up behind women and grab their asses. Two handful kind of grabs too. I then do the emberassed sorry routine, grab him, walk off snickering. He gives me a high five.

my son is 3.......

 

[TheProject]

There used to be this restaurant here called Po Folks...it changed hands, and the new owners basically cut the outdoor sign down with a chainsaw, but left the letters on it.

One of my buddies and I drove by at like 2AM, and stopped to look...and I was inspired to spell the word "penis" on the sign.

We drove by a couple of days later, and looked at the line of people staring at the sign...and laughed hysterically.