Do you do stupid crap in public places?

[from zero]

I do. Constantly.


Quick example: I was food shopping. One of my brolies tagged along because he needed some shit too. So I'm at the checkout line, and I scanned a coupon I had (self checkout line), and it rang up as $1.00 off. So I turn to him and go, "YO! I JUST SAVED A DOLLAR!," then proceeded to give him a high five, pretty loudly.

Everyone probably looked at me like I was a retard. Oh well.


What stupid crap do you do in public?

 

[KillahBee]

I was once dancing with a virgin at a party, her ass to my cak. So, while we are dancing I am letting my hands wander a bit. SHe was kind of reaching behind her and touching my hips and shit. So I decided to take my unit out. I did and she reached behind her and grabbed it, initially thinking it was a hand or something (insert small penis joke here). It took her a good few seconds to figure it out. That was funny. She cried. She is still a virgin, too. So is FromZero. Goodbye.

 

[WODIN]

I do. Constantly.


Quick example: I was food shopping. One of my brolies tagged along because he needed some shit too. So I'm at the checkout line, and I scanned a coupon I had (self checkout line), and it rang up as $1.00 off. So I turn to him and go, "YO! I JUST SAVED A DOLLAR!," then proceeded to give him a high five, pretty loudly.

Everyone probably looked at me like I was a retard. Oh well.


What stupid crap do you do in public?

I have twins, they're THREE. I unleash them on the public in stores.

My son likes to walk up behind women and grab their asses. Two handful kind of grabs too. I then do the emberassed sorry routine, grab him, walk off snickering. He gives me a high five.

 

[MissJanet79]

When shopping w/ my sis', we look around for a GOOD parking spot & when we find it, we say SCORE! & high-five one another, then I yell out, "GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" - like in futbol! LOL

 

[from zero]

He gives me a high five.

lmao

Best part. That's hilarious.

 

[SoreArms]

Music is always playing in my head, so I am constantly singing. When people stop and look at me like "WTF is that dude on?" I stare at them, sing louder and make intense facial expressions to go along with the song.

 

[beastboy]

Act like I run into walls....I do it perfectly.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

no. only smart stuff.

 

[WODIN]

lmao

Best part. That's hilarious.

My wife punched me in the soldier the last time he did it. LOL!!

 

[The Shadow]

lol@Wodin