do you believe in satan?

[spongebob]

i do he posted on the "do you believe in god thread?"

his comments are very anti-christ.

 

[Binky]

Satan is really a women....I know.
I was married to her for 13years.

 

[spongebob]

Satan is really a women....I know.
I was married to her for 13years.

you must have gotten the reproduction model, because im still married to her.



j/k

 

[Binky]

I'm truly sorry to hear that.......

 

[spongebob]

we need to hear from satan herself on this one, hold on i'll be right back......satan....oh, i mean honey.

 

[GinNJuice]

No.

 

[MasterMind]

Satan is really a women....I know.
I was married to her for 13years.

ROTFLMAO

 

[Test boy]

In the good old days...women were considered to be better than men. Any guys still believe that of American women???

 

[Big Boricua]

I believe in God so I also believe in Satan...

 

[booger]

Yep. Saw him once too when I was on Purple Haze. Just a red form of a man, like pure energy, standing in the door of some barracks out in Hunter Liggett. In those days I was about dumb enough to believe that what I saw was real and not a hallucination.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Satan lives within us all.

 

[68GT350]

God and Satan do not exist. They are mythological figures concocted to keep man in check when there was no such thing as police or law enforcement of anykind.

 

[JohnyJuice]

God and Satan do not exist. They are mythological figures concocted to keep man in check when there was no such thing as police or law enforcement of anykind.

How dare you speak that way about me. We'll just see if i let you into heaven.

 

[big4life]

Satan lives within us all.

....and I thought that was gas.

 

[Wombat]

I believe in a creator that has multiple personalities. Good and Bad are just two of them for this dimension. Other dimensions will see more then good and bad. I believe our creator made some people when he was sober and some when he was fucked up or drunk. And he put us all together for his own sick joke. He seems to me to be a pretty funny guy. But I think one of his personalities may have a napoleon complex.

 

[Thaibox]

He must have been doing some fat lines before he made me then

 

[djardin]

you must have gotten the reproduction model, because im still married to her.



j/k

must have been triplets, I could swear she is in my shower right now, isn't it funny how one of satan's greatest powers is making the money I make dissapear ?

 

[Bigsatan13]

i do he posted on the "do you believe in god thread?"

his comments are very anti-christ.

You dedicated a whole thread to me Spongebob? Are you looking to make a deal? My comments only appear anti-christ to those who are afraid not to believe.

 

[spongebob]

Re: Re: do you believe in satan?

You dedicated a whole thread to me Spongebob? Are you looking to make a deal? My comments only appear anti-christ to those who are afraid not to believe.

i believe, i believe in all that is good and all that is bad.

 

[dballer]

If you believe in God.. you must believe in Satan....

GOD WEEN SATAN

 

[spongebob]

If you believe in God.. you must believe in Satan....

GOD WEEN SATAN

i do. i believe it is a concept.