do YOU annoy your S/O?

[AAP]

I know I do. With all the food I eat and how I plan my day/activities around my feeding times.

My sense of humor leaves him baffled at times because he doesn't know if I am serious or not. I am extremely moody, and often in a joking way. For instance, we will go to bed and he will roll over and put his arm across my chest. I will fake a startled jump and growl DON'T TOUCH ME! before tossing over on my side with my back to him. All in jest, but he just gets worried sick that offended me somehow.

Unlike my ex who loved sex anywhere we happened to be (Dilliard dressing rooms, boats, beaches, moving cars, resturants, theaters, elevators, etc..) if I jokingly get close to him in anyplace except our house or a motel room, he freezes up. My lack of concern about being caught bugs the shit out of him.

 

[Beachbum1546]

I know I do. With all the food I eat and how I plan my day/activities around my feeding times.

My sense of humor leaves him baffled at times because he doesn't know if I am serious or not. I am extremely moody, and often in a joking way. For instance, we will go to bed and he will roll over and put his arm across my chest. I will fake a startled jump and growl DON'T TOUCH ME! before tossing over on my side with my back to him. All in jest, but he just gets worried sick that offended me somehow.

Unlike my ex who loved sex anywhere we happened to be (Dilliard dressing rooms, boats, beaches, moving cars, resturants, theaters, elevators, etc..) if I jokingly get close to him in anyplace except our house or a motel room, he freezes up. My lack of concern about being caught bugs the shit out of him.

that seriously creeped me out reading that.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

why did that creep you out? dude does it with men, big deal.


and yeah, i annoy my S/O....all 3 of them.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I do......deliberately, I utilise shoving, headlocks, noogies, wedgies and name calling to get the effect.

 

[Beachbum1546]

why did that creep you out? dude does it with men, big deal.


and yeah, i annoy my S/O....all 3 of them.

i'm cool with that but it gave me the mental picture of it happening. i'm no homophobe.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i thought it was kind of a funny mental picture actually. big strong AAP laying in bed, lover puts his arm over him, and he acts all frigid like a girl afraid to put out. i found it to be quite comical.

 

[Smurfy]

I try not to annoy other people in general. I think I do a damn good job.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I feel like I just walked into the ladies room....by mistake.

 

[pitbullstl]

I know I do. With all the food I eat and how I plan my day/activities around my feeding times.

My sense of humor leaves him baffled at times because he doesn't know if I am serious or not. I am extremely moody, and often in a joking way. For instance, we will go to bed and he will roll over and put his arm across my chest. I will fake a startled jump and growl DON'T TOUCH ME! before tossing over on my side with my back to him. All in jest, but he just gets worried sick that offended me somehow.

Unlike my ex who loved sex anywhere we happened to be (Dilliard dressing rooms, boats, beaches, moving cars, resturants, theaters, elevators, etc..) if I jokingly get close to him in anyplace except our house or a motel room, he freezes up. My lack of concern about being caught bugs the shit out of him.

Luckily for me, my wife was a fitness competitor, so our lifestyles kinda jived beforehand. But every other relationship I was in prior, my eating habits were a constant annoyance to everyone.

Of course with a newborn, I am once again back to fending for myself to get my 8 meals in a day, as she has her hands somewhat full.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Luckily for me, my wife was a fitness competitor, so our lifestyles kinda jived beforehand. But every other relationship I was in prior, my eating habits were a constant annoyance to everyone.

Of course with a newborn, I am once again back to fending for myself to get my 8 meals in a day, as she has her hands somewhat full.

8 beers a day is so much easier.

Works for me.

 

[pitbullstl]

8 beers a day is so much easier.

Works for me.

Amen, but only on Sundays for me.

 

[SoreArms]

I try not to annoy other people in general. I think I do a damn good job.

well, that all depends on who you ask


















j/k I love you Smurfy (don't beat me up Lumberg)

 

[Robert Jan]

hm. sure.

 

[rnch]

i thought it was kind of a funny mental picture actually. big strong AAP laying in bed, lover puts his arm over him, and he acts all frigid like a girl afraid to put out. i found it to be quite comical.

yeh, the same mental image popped into my lil' twisted mind also as i read it.



AAP---sounds like you and you bf are damn lucky to have finally found each other.

 

[WODIN]

Sometimes...sure.

Right now were in that "You're breathing too loud." time of the mnth. LOLL!!

 

[jenscats5]

I know I definitely do.....

 

[FreeballinDC]

what is a significant other, and how do I get one?

 

[PoyeBoy]

Im pretty sure I annoy most people I come in contact with

 

[onerepmaximum]

what is a significant other, and how do I get one?

Perkele is gonna be so hurt!

 

[The_Ghost]

Nah I am a dream to be with

Just ask me and I'll tell ya

 

[jerseyart]

I'm the same way AAP, except, without the guys. Even with the public sex thing. It isn't even that people are around, or might be looking. Just some times you want to fuck and it doesn't matter who's around you

 

[PHATchik]

I'm fairly sure that I annoy people on a daily basis, in some way or another. Plus, I happen to know that I could have answered yes to the thread question with a past S/O or two.

 

[AAP]

I do......deliberately, I utilise shoving, headlocks, noogies, wedgies and name calling to get the effect.

lol

 

[rnch]

what is a significant other, and how do I get one?

be damned if i know................