do you all know how to make a hormone?

[stilleto]

don't pay her.

 

[KillahBee]

this works better verbally, fucking retard.

 

[redguru]

Damn, I told that one in the fifth grade and I got slapped by the nun I was telling it to.

 

[stilleto]

this works better verbally, fucking retard.

yeah, but we all know you can't read without speaking outloud.

 

[redguru]

yeah, but we all know you can't read without speaking outloud.

Domo Origato

 

[pintoca]

???

 

[Devastation]

this deserves a bomb

 

[stilleto]

this deserves a bomb

isn't it dakotah's turn to be a mod yet?

 

[redguru]

???

hormone sounds the same as Whore Moan, Pintoca.

 

[eat big]

???

Get with the program.

 

[stilleto]

Get with the program.

damn foreigners have to ruin all the good jokes.

 

[eat big]

damn foreigners have to ruin all the good jokes.

I'm pretty sure you ruined it when you posted it. I take shits that are better than this thread.

 

[Y_lifter]

Do you know what a Bleached Blonde and a 747 Jet have in common ?













They both have a Black Box

 

[eat big]

Do you know what a Bleached Blonde and a 747 Jet have in common ?













They both have a Black Box

That is good.

 

[stilleto]

Do you know what a Bleached Blonde and a 747 Jet have in common ?

They both have a Black Box

LOL
do you know what the diffence is between a bowl of jello and a Jewish American Princess?





jello moves when you eat it.

 

[stilleto]

I'm pretty sure you ruined it when you posted it. I take shits that are better than this thread.

you suck.

 

[pintoca]

hormone sounds the same as Whore Moan, Pintoca.

ohhh,

I didn't know if I was stupid or simply retarded.

Probably both

 

[Raina]

*chirp*

Worst thread ever.

 

[redguru]

What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme.

 

[Y_lifter]

What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?





Two brunettes.

 

[stilleto]

What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?





Two brunettes.

I don't get it.

 

[Y_lifter]

What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable sex doll?








About 2 cans of hair spray

 

[redguru]

*chirp*

Worst thread ever.

According to the "Lestat guide to postwhoring for dummies"
Page 3, Paragraph 2

Even a shitty Stilleto thread is worth posting "You're a good bro" on.

 

[stilleto]

According to the "Lestat guide to postwhoring for dummies"
Page 3, Paragraph 2

Even a shitty Stilleto thread is worth posting "You're a good bro" on.

c'mon, don't ruin it.
this thread rocks. maybe one of the best EF has ever seen, next to me asking foreign girl about being a mail order bride perhaps.

 

[ohashi]

All of these jokes were told by Jesus, and they were old back then, too.

 

[blut wump]

What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin?



You can make a vitamin.


Edit:
Stiletto has conjectured a counter-example to this proposition.

 

[redguru]

c'mon, don't ruin it.
this thread rocks. maybe one of the best EF has ever seen, next to me asking foreign girl about being a mail order bride perhaps.

You're a good bro, stilleto.

 

[Lestat]

worst joke ever to post on a message board

 

[stilleto]

You're a good bro, stilleto.

YAY!
i mean.. stop that.

and lestat, shup.

 

[AAP]

How do you make a hormone? Wipe your dick on his window treatments.

 

[stilleto]

How do you make a hormone? Wipe your dick on his window treatments.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only you could tell this successfully.
unless i said a male hormone. i'm gonna go tell my nephew and see if he gets it.

 

[redguru]

Stilleto, this whole thread reminds me of eels.

 

[stilleto]

Stilleto, this whole thread reminds me of eels.

BARF. F U.
now i feel sick again, dammit.

 

[The Shadow]

don't pay her.

...sand in the Anal Eze??

 

[stilleto]

...sand in the Anal Eze??

i get the feeling you speak from experience.

(btw, that chomp smiley is ruined for me ever since division. assnozzle that he was)

 

[Pamela]

I hate my hormones;
But I guess if I didn't have them I wouldn't mone!

 

[jnevin]

don't pay her.

I was going to say to fist her with the glove from a suit of armour. Yours is better.