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Do you all find yourself using EF language IRL?

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Like "hot wimminz" or "that's awesome orb".

I get the strangest looks from people. Pfff, Idiots.
 
I call people Rob all the time

At the doctors office i bust out a syringe and ask him "Can i pin?"
 
Thats how I picked my username. It was supposed to be pincushion, but some homo who never posts already had it.
 
I hit "reply all" on an inter-office email today, and corrected the GM's spelling of "*QuickBooks".
 
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Fuck I'm so mad at this thread I think I'm gonna pin
 
bwahahaaahahahah

When I email my source I ask him for dirt, pure dirt
 
The other day my dog chewed up my house sneaker and I said "I ought to mop your stoopid ass!"
 
I've caught myself saying "wtf" a few times in real life. lol
 
caligirl85 said:
I've caught myself saying "wtf" a few times in real life. lol
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I say that when peps don't pm me back.


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I started using "I hate (x amount of) people in this thread" in inter-office emails quite often. It got quite a few laughs at first, but now people are just annoyed by it. So, of course that encourages me to use it more.
 
I've texted bass screen shots before...I say 'can I ___?' And people never understand.

Oh, and nonchalantly asking someone 'what the fuck is your fucking problem?' like its nothing doesn't usually go well either lol
 
psizzle_8 said:
I've texted bass screen shots before...I say 'can I ___?' And people never understand.

Oh, and nonchalantly asking someone 'what the fuck is your fucking problem?' like its nothing doesn't usually go well either lol
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'what you doing saturday?'

'who the fuck do you think you are!?'
 
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"who the fuck do you think you are"
and
"fail"

come up a lot
but "who the fuck do you think you are" came up before ef....so its worn out anyway
 
A lot of the time my wife talks just to hear herself, so I find myself saying 'cool story' quite a bit.
 
I've been texting back n' forth with the on-again, off-again wife today.

Me: wuts ur plan for tonight?
her: Going out why
Me: Wanted to see if you wanted to do something
Me: Hello
Her: I'm busy at work right now. Text ya later.
Me: Cool Story rob
Her:?
Me: STFU & GTFO
 
WoodyO said:
I've been texting back n' forth with the on-again, off-again wife today.

Me: wuts ur plan for tonight?
her: Going out why
Me: Wanted to see if you wanted to do something
Me: Hello
Her: I'm busy at work right now. Text ya later.
Me: Cool Story rob
Her:?
Me: STFU & GTFO
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LOL!!! Sweet.
 
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LOL!!! Sweet.
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Yeah, but it wasn't too smart. It'll just piss her off enough that she doesn't come home all weekend, and I'll be stuck home with the kids for the next two days. Guess that means it's a drinkin' and smokin' weekend for me.
 
WoodyO said:
Yeah, but it wasn't too smart. It'll just piss her off enough that she doesn't come home all weekend, and I'll be stuck home with the kids for the next two days. Guess that means it's a drinkin' and smokin' weekend for me.
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She's cheating on you.
 
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