Do NOT go see 'Are We There Yet'

[The Lion]

So little Darnell and Shaniqua talk me into going to see a movie last night, and of course they wanna see the new kiddie 'Are we there yet' movie, so I'm like aight its got my man Ice Cube in it, and I heard Jay Mohr was in it too,how bad can it be?

Lets just say this. If I ever see Ice Cube, I'm bitin' his shit up until he gimme my $24 back. That movie was painful. And they even made fun of Satchel Paige. I mean damn..

Consider yourself warned.

 

[Razorguns]

It was #1 at the box office. In hollywood's eyes -- it's viewed as a "success". Expect a sequel.

 

[Allon]

It was #1 at the box office. In hollywood's eyes -- it's viewed as a "success". Expect a sequel.

So you are confirming that it sucks?

 

[Daisy_]

Ill wait till it comes on PPV

 

[jackangel]

was there any chance this could be good? at all? no.

ice cube is just ridiculous, busting out with these gay ass movies. leave it at barbershop 2 and go away. it's right up there with those shit movies that queen latifah has done...like barbershop 2 (awesome coincidence), in da house, and this recent thing with jimmy fallon from SNL (what the motherfuck???).

completely absurd.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Gawd! Cube should leave well enough alone.

"Friday" was excellent, however, I had to work up the testicular fortitude to watch the sequel, and came away with the lesson that sometimes you gotta leave well enough alone.

Same with Barbershop. Good first outing, but shitty follow up.

 

[mountain muscle]

So little Darnell and Shaniqua talk me into going to see a movie last night, and of course they wanna see the new kiddie 'Are we there yet' movie, so I'm like aight its got my man Ice Cube in it, and I heard Jay Mohr was in it too,how bad can it be?

Lets just say this. If I ever see Ice Cube, I'm bitin' his shit up until he gimme my $24 back. That movie was painful. And they even made fun of Satchel Paige. I mean damn..

Consider yourself warned.

Cube and his posse would smack you around. but good lawsuit there.

Never heard of the movie

 

[Razorguns]

was there any chance this could be good? at all? no.

ice cube is just ridiculous, busting out with these gay ass movies. leave it at barbershop 2 and go away. it's right up there with those shit movies that queen latifah has done...like barbershop 2 (awesome coincidence), in da house, and this recent thing with jimmy fallon from SNL (what the motherfuck???).

completely absurd.

But he sells tickets. He's a huge hit with black and hispanic audiences. He's got that total bad-ass angry black man role down pat.

And now with XXX part 2 coming out -- he'll be top angry black male lead for awhile.

(i'm serious: that's how they're listed in breakdown scripts -- angry black male lead. hahahaha).

 

[jackangel]

he may sell tickets. i'll leave the industry stuff to y'all.
but this tips the scales on my redic-u-meter.

and thank you for reminding me of his starring in XXX 2...that is FUCKING absurd.
no way in hell he can pull that off, for my tastes. he just does NOT fit.
maybe other retards think so, but fuck them stupid motherfuckers.

since we're on the topic, which ice cube movies do you think are good?

the only 2 that come to mind are boyz n the hood and 3 kings. i don't know
if i saw the original barbershop, but i saw part 2...i don't remember if it was
really funny or just "aight."

 

[mountain muscle]

Cube in a bad movie? next thing you know britany's gonna be married.

 

[AAP]

at least it ain't DMX in XXX2

 

[FreeballinDC]

he may sell tickets. i'll leave the industry stuff to y'all.
but this tips the scales on my redic-u-meter.

and thank you for reminding me of his starring in XXX 2...that is FUCKING absurd.
no way in hell he can pull that off, for my tastes. he just does NOT fit.
maybe other retards think so, but fuck them stupid motherfuckers.

since we're on the topic, which ice cube movies do you think are good?

the only 2 that come to mind are boyz n the hood and 3 kings. i don't know
if i saw the original barbershop, but i saw part 2...i don't remember if it was
really funny or just "aight."

Seriously, check out "Friday". He's good in it, although Chris Tucker steals the show.

 

[Zebo]

Thanks for the heads up. My kids have been bugging me to see it.

Now I can say, "hey, the lion said it sucked." Let them chew on that for a while.....

 

[FreeballinDC]

at least it ain't DMX in XXX2

Actually, I could see LL Cool J in XXX 2.

For some reason, with Ice Cube in XXX 2, I get a vision of XXX meets South Central Barbershop. Action thriller with comedic twists. Not that it's a good vision.