Do I Drink This Crap???

[decem]

alright.. so this dude i work with.. let's call him employee #7... started goin to starbucks every morning.. so i ask him if from now on.. he can get me a large coffee.. just plain coffee.. on days that he goes.. he says sure..

so he comes in today.. the first day i've worked with him in a while.. and hands me this flippin cappucino.. or latte or some crap..


here's the issues:

1. these fuckers are expensive.. fuckin $3 for a shitty ass drink
2. it's the full-fat version
3. there's no extra shot of espresso in it..


i don't mind lattes... as long as it's a grande, nonfat, with an extra shot.. but i didn't even want one of these.. plus i don't want the extra 800 calories that's in this thing.. since they make the full-fledged ones with damn fucking cream i think (don't they.. or is it just whole milk?)...

so now i got a tub of fat sitting in front of me.. with no fucking caffeine in it... and i shelled out $3 for something that i didn't even want...

so what do i do? drink it? since he was nice enough to grab me something.... drink it and ask him to next time just grab me a coffee.. a PLAIN FUCKING COFFEE.. or leave to the side.. pretend to drink it.. then dump it when i go to the bathroom? i've been pretty good with my diet as of late and don't wanna be fuckin it up...

 

[havoc]

Pretend its some random guys cum and do what you usually do, guzzle it like a 39 cent big gulp.

 

[decem]

Pretend its some random guys cum and do what you usually do, guzzle it like a 39 cent big gulp.

good thinkin..

gotta psych myself up..


big gulp's are only $.39??