Do babies float?

[Nathan]

Seriously, what kind of buoyancy are we talking about here? I imagine they'd float much like terds do. Well, at the very least their huge heads must float. I mean, let's be reasonable here.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

*****WARNING FOR MOMMIES AND DADDIES DO NOT READ*****
BELOW!





What's really grosser than gross?

When you stick a baby in boiling water feet first and watch his brains blow through his soft spot!

If a truckload of dead babies is gross, and a live one at the bottom eating its way out is grosser than gross, what's grossest of all?

When he goes back for seconds!

 

[Baoh]

LMFAO!

 

[KAYNE]

BODIES SINK AT FIRST. THEN, ONCE DECOMP STARTS TO SET IN, IT BUILDS UP WITH GAS CAUSING IT TO FLOAT AFTER A WHILE.

I HAVE PICKED UP A FEW OUT OF RIVERS. STINKY SHIT.





KAYNE

 

[TC2]

Seriously, what kind of buoyancy are we talking about here? I imagine they'd float much like terds do. Well, at the very least their huge heads must float. I mean, let's be reasonable here.

Not if you poke enough holes in them.

 

[Nathan]

You guys have turned a good clean thread about floating babies into a horrific one. I hope you're proud of yourselves.