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Disturbing Beer News
Yesterday, University scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer. Men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones
(hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To
test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer
each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed
that 100% of the test subjects
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn't drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
No further testing was considered necessary
Yesterday, University scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer. Men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones
(hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To
test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer
each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed
that 100% of the test subjects
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn't drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
No further testing was considered necessary
