dirty~d~

[hanselthecaretaker]

If you're havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just dial
36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start -
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee
I'm happy to be
Your back door man

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
Done Dirt Cheap
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Done Dirt Cheap

-ac/dc

 

[Pamela]

You better be nice to her!!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

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[size=+3]High Voltage!![/size]

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

You better be nice to her!!

Whaddya mean?

 

[Pamela]

Whaddya mean?

She's my sweet nice girl!
I look out for her.



OBTW

Nice poem!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

She's my sweet nice girl!
I look out for her.



OBTW

Nice poem!

Dirty D is far from nice!
She got bitchy with me the other night for no reason.
You're a sweet girl, Pam

 

[Pamela]

Dirty D is far from nice!
She got bitchy with me the other night for no reason.
You're a sweet girl, Pam

We all have each one of these on our shoulder


Thank you

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

She's my sweet nice girl!
I look out for her.



OBTW

Nice poem!

You've never heard of the band AC/DC, have you?

 

[Pamela]

You've never heard of the band AC/DC, have you?

Yeah..
This should be in the music forum..

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Yeah..
This should be in the music forum..

hahaha

 

[DIVISION]

Dirty D can be a real bitch..........

but that's a good thing.

Makes the sex that much more intense.




DIV

 

[dirty~d~]

Like I've never been called a bitch before. Coming from Ulcaster it means nothing.

AC/DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap... one of my all-time favorites.

Thanks for watching my back Pamela, but Hansel is cool in my book. If he listens to AC/DC he's A-O-K.

 

[Pamela]

Like I've never been called a bitch before. Coming from Ulcaster it means nothing.

AC/DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap... one of my all-time favorites.

Thanks for watching my back Pamela, but Hansel is cool in my book. If he listens to AC/DC he's A-O-K.

Things haven't changed! When a guy is strong their looked up to as powerful.

But when a women shows her strong side; we are Bitches..
We still need a high-five smiley.

 

[dirty~d~]

Things haven't changed! When a guy is strong their looked up to as powerful.

But when a women shows her strong side; we are Bitches..
We still need a high-five smiley.

Amen sista!!! If they don't call me a bitch then I'm doing something wrong.

 

[DIVISION]

Amen sista!!! If they don't call me a bitch then I'm doing something wrong.

Dirty D = hot pale bitch.


better?




DIV

 

[dirty~d~]

Dirty D = hot pale bitch.


better?




DIV

Coming from you that's perfectly acceptable.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Coming from Ulcaster it means nothing.

Like your some kind of women of high character. Rodeo bar slut.
Your folks shoulda had a son, whoulda been best for everyone....then you wouldn't need those implants.

 

[DIVISION]

Like your some kind of women of high character. Rodeo bar slut.
Your folks shoulda had a son, whoulda been best for everyone....then you wouldn't need those implants.

Damn......Cripsetter.......


I haven't seen you in this rare form for ages.......

You on Tren still? Lately you've been a moody lil' hermit.....

What's bangin'?




DIV

 

[dirty~d~]

Probably pissed because I don't find him charming.

 

[DIVISION]

Probably pissed because I don't find him charming.

On a side note: What brand of Merlot's do you find to be the most flavorful?

Picked up a Gallo when I was out shopping today....

List off your favorite brands please.




DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Probably pissed because I don't find him charming.

Does this mean you don't want to tackle Yakima Peak near St. Helens later this year with me ?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Damn......Cripsetter.......


I haven't seen you in this rare form for ages.......

You on Tren still? Lately you've been a moody lil' hermit.....

What's bangin'?




DIV

Yeah, I still have a week left of the "tren stick"...
I'm always like this....total sweetheart

 

[DIVISION]

Yeah, I still have a week left of the "tren stick"...
I'm always like this....total sweetheart

When I'm on an extended cycle of Halotestin I get like that, and I have to really be conscious of what I say or do....

On Halo, I feel like a baby gorilla in heat......ready to fuck anything and FUCK UP anything that gets in my way.......truly animalistic.

That's why I have to switch it up between: Halo, Winny and D-bol.....



DIV

 

[dirty~d~]

On a side note: What brand of Merlot's do you find to be the most flavorful?

Picked up a Gallo when I was out shopping today....

List off your favorite brands please.




DIV

Johson's Creek
Columbia Crest
Hogue
Kiona
Blackwood Canyon (my favorite!!!)

I prefer Cabs to Merlots though.

 

[DIVISION]

Johson's Creek
Columbia Crest
Hogue
Kiona
Blackwood Canyon (my favorite!!!)

I prefer Cabs to Merlots though.

Cabs are drier?

Explain why you like them more than my beloved Merlots!





DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

When I'm on an extended cycle of Halotestin I get like that, and I have to really be conscious of what I say or do....

I've been very good...I've been more chill this cycle then when I ran straight test for the first time. I've gotten used to the rollercoaster now.
One little incident....and he is a juicer too so he was cool.

 

[dirty~d~]

Does this mean you don't want to tackle Yakima Peak near St. Helens later this year with me ?

If you think you can keep up, you're more than welcome to tag along. If it turns out that I have to carry your tired ass back to the truck you'll be shit out of luck. If you can drag yourself back before I pull out I'll have a cold beer waiting for you.

 

[DIVISION]

I've been very good...I've been more chill this cycle then when I ran straight test for the first time. I've gotten used to the rollercoaster now.
One little incident....and he is a juicer too so he was cool.

I think you should stare down the treadmill lady and see what happens!



DIV

 

[dirty~d~]

Cabs are drier?

Explain why you like them more than my beloved Merlots!





DIV

Merlots are great with steak or fish, but when I'm just sipping on a glass before bed I prefer Cabs... I love dry wines.

 

[DIVISION]

Merlots are great with steak or fish, but when I'm just sipping on a glass before bed I prefer Cabs... I love dry wines.

I'll take that in to consideration.......

Cabs.......always loved Merlots......

Shiraz?



DIV

 

[dirty~d~]

I'll take that in to consideration.......

Cabs.......always loved Merlots......

Shiraz?



DIV

Straight Shiraz is WAAAAAY too sweet for my taste. If it's a Shiraz/Cab I can drink it. I have a few bottles of a Johnson's Creek Shiraz/Cab in the cellar... great for sipping after a heavy steak dinner.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

If you think you can keep up, you're more than welcome to tag along.

you're so feisty As of right now....you'd smoke me, I'm holding water like a whale ATM.

If it turns out that I have to carry your tired ass back to the truck you'll be shit out of luck.

I don't think you could carry me.

If you can drag yourself back before I pull out I'll have a cold beer waiting for you.

^^That's funny.

We'd have a good time, and I'd remember to NOT TALK ABOUT FUCKING POLITICS.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I think you should stare down the treadmill lady and see what happens!



DIV

Treadmill ladies are hot

 

[DIVISION]

Straight Shiraz is WAAAAAY too sweet for my taste. If it's a Shiraz/Cab I can drink it. I have a few bottles of a Johnson's Creek Shiraz/Cab in the cellar... great for sipping after a heavy steak dinner.

How do you like to marinate your steak?



DIV

 

[dirty~d~]

you're so feisty As of right now....you'd smoke me, I'm holding water like a whale ATM.

Wait, I'm confused. I thought I was a bitch.

I don't think you could carry me.

I could carry you for a while, but I wouldn't want to.

We'd have a good time, and I'd remember to NOT TALK ABOUT FUCKING POLITICS.

You bet your ass we would and yes, I agree... NO POLITICS!!

As soon as the snow melts and they open the trails you'd better be in shape or I'll tear you up!

 

[dirty~d~]

How do you like to marinate your steak?



DIV

Either a Shiraz/Cab or a Merlot and three-four tablespoons of Worcestershire Sauce. I usually soke the steaks for two-three hours before putting them on the grill.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Wait, I'm confused. I thought I was a bitch.

When you wanna be

I could carry you for a while, but I wouldn't want to.

I dunno, I'm tankin' it, big time. I don't think I could carry myself

You bet your ass we would and yes, I agree... NO POLITICS!!
As soon as the snow melts and they open the trails you'd better be in shape or I'll tear you up!

...and I know you mean it

 

[dirty~d~]

When you wanna be

Or when you need to be put in your place.

I dunno, I'm tankin' it, big time. I don't think I could carry myself

Like I said, I wouldn't want to.

Seriously, if you want to attempt Yakima Peak next Spring (and if I'm still in Washington) I'll baby-sit you.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Or when you need to be put in your place.

I think you're kidding....

Like I said, I wouldn't want to.

I'd never be an issue

Seriously, if you want to attempt Yakima Peak next Spring (and if I'm still in Washington) I'll baby-sit you.

baby-sit? You love to get under my skin

 

[DIVISION]

Either a Shiraz/Cab or a Merlot and three-four tablespoons of Worcestershire Sauce. I usually soke the steaks for two-three hours before putting them on the grill.

That's my flavor..........

Damn you're good............same taste as me.




DIV

 

[dirty~d~]

I think you're kidding....

Don't think too hard. I wouldn't want for you to hurt yourself.

You love to get under my skin

That I do.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Don't think too hard. I wouldn't want for you to hurt yourself.
That I do.

Just shut up and giveme kiss

 

[Pamela]

Just shut up and giveme kiss

Aw now that's nice.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Aw now that's nice.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Like I've never been called a bitch before. Coming from Ulcaster it means nothing.

AC/DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap... one of my all-time favorites.

Thanks for watching my back Pamela, but Hansel is cool in my book. If he listens to AC/DC he's A-O-K.

It sorta sounds like there's some homo-erotic references in the song....maybe the first two verses are sung to a female, and the last for a dude?


If you're havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just dial
36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start -
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee
I'm happy to be
Your back door man


Whatever the case, it's still a kick ass song.

 

[ceo]

I always thought it was "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep"?

huh?

 

[DIVISION]

I always thought it was "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep"?

huh?

Dirty D is pale like a sheep..........but her skin is soft, not fluffy.......



DIV

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Dirty D is pale like a sheep..........but her skin is soft, not fluffy.......



DIV

You never miss a cue, do you?