Different color Turds, what do they mean?

[ajtomasi]

Help me out fellas, I'm writing a report,

BLACK: ?

GREEN: ?

RED: Death is eminent?

BROWN: ?

BEIGE: ?

YELLOW: ?

 

[Robert Jan]

too light would be a short of biliribum or whatever you call that shit.

 

[argent]

Its almost like the poo oracle

 

[theoak01]

black is from to much Guinness believe me on that one

I had a green this morning and was perplexed as to what the fuck was going on in there

 

[Scarlett33]

another poo-poo thread There is a website called health boards with a board called bowel health. You can get all your turd ????'s answered there by shit experts.

 

[Lee]

black is when your stomach is bleeding. when blood mixes with the stomach juices it turns black.

 

[ajtomasi]

black is when your stomach is bleeding. when blood mixes with the stomach juices it turns black.

shit! then what's red?

 

[Bullit]

Mine was blue. What does that mean ?

 

[muscle_geek]

Mine was blue. What does that mean ?

Our daily average of shit threads is ever increasing. More justification for the scat board.

 

[bigschweeler]

ajtomasi -

why did you change your avatar?

the last one was awesome.

 

[Rockafella Skank]

and why do some look furry and others are as solid as can be? what i do know is the reason they're tapered on the ends. you wouldn't want your asshole to slam shut.

 

[Lee]

red means that the bleeding is closer to your rectum, if it is in fact blood at all

 

[duritz]

i had a purple turd once... it was pretty nasty

 

[danielson]

black = possible gastric bleeding

purple = possible lower GI bleed (small and large intestine)

red = possible rectal/anal bleed

green = undigested chlorophyll from fibourous foods (the red can be from the skin of foods as well

pale white/yellow = possible jaundice due to billiary tree/post hepatic obstruction and bile not being excreted in the faeces (as sterecobilirubin which gives faeces its brown colour). the urine will most likely turn dark as the kidneys try and compensate for the high serum bilurubin by excreting it as urobilurubin

brown = normal


each cause for the bleeding has different causes, and each is too widespread to summarise, but can range from trauma/insult to infection to autoimmune conditions to tumour/malignancy. go search yahoo health if the essay is not very technical or merck.com if it is

 

[HANSEL]

green turds are from drinking too much pool water

 

[duritz]

green turds are from drinking too much pool water

i used to get green turds from drinking grape kool aid when i was a kid... i wonder why?

 

[ajtomasi]

thanks for helping me with my report, guys

this information is vital