Did you know that when you masturbate...

[anabolicmd]

...you are shaking hands with the devil? Its true.

 

[beastboy]

Then the devil must be my best friend.

 

[tuc biscuit]

the devil must be getting sick of me.

 

[Dougly]

The devil has a nice firm shake.

 

[Lao Tzu]

neither of us seems to mind

 

[WODIN]

We've been shaking hands for a loooong time.

 

[Christopher X]

Did you know that when you masturbate ...
you are shaking hands with the devil? Its true.

That's a worry - he always seems pleased to meet me.

 

[TheProject]

See, I have a theory about this:

If idle hands do the devil's work...

And when you masturbate, your hands are definitely not idle...

Then masturbation must be God's work.

 

[satchboogie]

lmfao

 

[mekannik]

... an angel gets it wings.

Or they kill a kitten. One of those two things....

 

[fsupat70]

... an angel gets it wings.

Or they kill a kitten. One of those two things....

ive killed more kittens than a chinese restaurant

 

[jerkbox]

yes, the devil is always mad at me because my hands are sticky....

 

[onerepmaximum]

I wonder if this is what Jerry Garcia was thinking of when he wrote Friend of the Devil.

 

[Dougly]

also, the devil has a great big hand.

 

[vixenbabe]

I'll say a few Hail Mary's and all will be forgiven!

 

[rnch]

i'M teyrinf tu raplie, but it's jaaaarde to typppe wif uon han

 

[ajtomasi]

you guys should come and join my mastrobation thread and try to stop yourselves

 

[mekannik]

you guys should come and join my mastrobation thread and try to stop yourselves

Having to look at your avatar(s) is doing that for me already.

 

[ajtomasi]

Having to look at your avatar(s) is doing that for me already.

check your email, i just send you a pic of my penis

 

[IhateOsama]

...you are shaking hands with the devil? Its true.

If you are not a moron, you are doing a first-rate impression of one.

 

[Heahy Minister]

Shit the devil must be asleep now! He won't wake up!!!

 

[Upper-cruster]

Re: Re: Did you know that when you masturbate...

If you are not a moron, you are doing a first-rate impression of one.

You are not the only one with this impression. This thread is typical for our fellow AnbolicBS and epitomizes his undoubtful moronity.

I give him the benefit of a doubt as being mentally challenged.

I have the focker on ignore but I couldnt stay away when I saw another "pearl" from our deranged featherbrain.

Anabolic you need help!!!!!!!

 

[BonerBoy]

I'll say a few Hail Mary's and all will be forgiven!

lol, does'nt that kind of put a damper on things?

 

[THeMaCHinE]

I thought you said you put him on ignore.

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, does'nt that kind of put a damper on things?

I think vix meant that she would recite the lyrics to the tupac song 'hail mary' a few times, or at least freestyle for a good 10 minutes.

 

[Upper-cruster]

I thought you said you put him on ignore.

Once in a while I have to unlock the focker and give him his K red allowance so much deserved...

It just doesnt get sicker than this...

Back to ignore mode, AnabolicBS...

 

[BonerBoy]

I think vix meant that she would recite the lyrics to the tupac song 'hail mary' a few times, or at least freestyle for a good 10 minutes.

who's tupac? will she sing it for me?

I'm trying to envision vixen with her hands btwn her legs but the hail marry thing is'nt working for me

 

[ajtomasi]

It just doesnt get sicker than this...

Back to ignore mode, AnabolicBS...

Are you a southern baptist preacher?

 

[BonerBoy]

I thought you said you put him on ignore.

I have this fagboy on ignore to

he likes to impersonate women on chatboards and pretend that he has female type issues that causes severe pain in order to get sympathy from chatboard members

 

[ajtomasi]

I have this fagboy on ignore to

he likes to impersonate women on chatboards and pretend that he has female type issues that causes severe pain in order to get sympathy from chatboard members

which fag boy?

 

[BonerBoy]

Are you a southern baptist preacher?

wtf are you talking about?

anabolic is a sick bastard

 

[BonerBoy]

which fag boy?

anabolicmd

get with the program bro

 

[ajtomasi]

anabolicmd

get with the program bro

i'm gonna have to research this fella

 

[BonerBoy]

i'm gonna have to research this fella

yeah, do a google search of anabolicmd, its all over the net

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

The devil must take offense to my handshake,because he always responds by spitting on me.

 

[t3c]

you guys better lock this thread and give me karma before i shake hands with the devil all over your face

 

[flex123]

I wonder if this is what Jerry Garcia was thinking of when he wrote Friend of the Devil.

 

[anabolicmd]

I have this fagboy on ignore to

he likes to impersonate women on chatboards and pretend that he has female type issues that causes severe pain in order to get sympathy from chatboard members

Its called Munchausen by pussy. Im taking meds and feeling better.

 

[anabolicmd]

I have this fagboy on ignore to

Heeey, wait a minute! If you have me on ignore what are you doing on my thread?

 

[dusty2]

...you are shaking hands with the devil? Its true.

are you sayin' that my 11th finger is the hand of the devil? So i am part devil then.

 

[anabolicmd]

I thought you said you put him on ignore.

LOL!