Did you fuck?

[Robert Jan]

did you fuck today?

 

[bran987]

yeah and then I made omelettes for us with green onions cheese & salsa

 

[Paulo]

this morning, yes

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I wish!

 

[wtlftr]

upon awakening

 

[chesty]

whatever

 

[starfish]

whatever

what he said.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

yeah and then I made omelettes for us with green onions cheese & salsa

you;re geigh.

I hope Roger liked his breakfast.

what up dog?

 

[jenscats5]

No

 

[Subzeero]

Peanut butter jelly time!!!


http://www.funnypart.com/funny_flash/peanut_butter_jelly_time.shtml

 

[IwouldSlamU]

2nite

 

[chesty]

Does anyone know what sex is? I have forgotten.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

my hand...

 

[Raina]

Not yet.

 

[FISHTALES]

no

 

[jay1]

yep !

 

[string_bean00]

Nope. Last night, though.

 

[Smurfy]

I wish!

ditto

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

No.

I'm pretty sure I said the word "fuck" though.

 

[awittyusername]

Not today. But I could have.

This 40 something yr old milf I hooked up w/last week called and wanted me to come over FRI night. So, we had great sex twice that night and twice this morning. Then, we go to this cookout and she gets all drunk and acting like shes hot shit bc these guys are hitting on her and cockblocking me. (this bullshit is why I quit banging younger chicks )So, I just chilled and joked around w/some of her friends played soccer w/the kids, and just be my charismatic guy that I am. She gets pissed that I don't care she is flirting. So, I take her home and we go in and she says "I'm tired" and she goes to bed. So, I got the fuck out. (she thought I was going to kiss her ass for some pussy)lol Shes called me every 5 min after I left begging me to come back and fuck her. Thank god for porn! I'd rather spank it than get my balls busted by a bitch!!!!

 

[AAP]

Twice.

 

[string_bean00]

Twice.

Dude, you use Corn Huskers?

 

[p0ink]

considering where i was this weekend, you better hope i didn't.

 

[DIVISION]

did you fuck today?

No I did not.

Robert, I'm rather worried about you....lately you've been asking some pretty fucked up questions of us.

You having girl troubles again?


DIV

 

[onebigab]

Not today. But I could have.

This 40 something yr old milf I hooked up w/last week called and wanted me to come over FRI night. So, we had great sex twice that night and twice this morning. Then, we go to this cookout and she gets all drunk and acting like shes hot shit bc these guys are hitting on her and cockblocking me. (this bullshit is why I quit banging younger chicks )So, I just chilled and joked around w/some of her friends played soccer w/the kids, and just be my charismatic guy that I am. She gets pissed that I don't care she is flirting. So, I take her home and we go in and she says "I'm tired" and she goes to bed. So, I got the fuck out. (she thought I was going to kiss her ass for some pussy)lol Shes called me every 5 min after I left begging me to come back and fuck her. Thank god for porn! I'd rather spank it than get my balls busted by a bitch!!!!

That would of called for a Dirty Sanchez and then you get up and leave.

 

[awittyusername]

That would of called for a Dirty Sanchez and then you get up and leave.

I would have. But, she would have got off on it.

 

[DIVISION]

This 40 something yr old milf I hooked up w/last week called and wanted me to come over FRI night. So, we had great sex twice that night and twice this morning. Then, we go to this cookout and she gets all drunk and acting like shes hot shit bc these guys are hitting on her and cockblocking me. (this bullshit is why I quit banging younger chicks )So, I just chilled and joked around w/some of her friends played soccer w/the kids, and just be my charismatic guy that I am. She gets pissed that I don't care she is flirting. So, I take her home and we go in and she says "I'm tired" and she goes to bed. So, I got the fuck out. (she thought I was going to kiss her ass for some pussy)lol Shes called me every 5 min after I left begging me to come back and fuck her. Thank god for porn! I'd rather spank it than get my balls busted by a bitch!!!!

Don't get your balls locked up by this troublesome bitch. You need to regulate and fuck on your own terms. Having self-respect is more important that a piece of ass on the regular.

Props @ awittusername.....


DIV

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i never "fuck"

 

[DIVISION]

i never "fuck"

Yes you DO. You've told numerous stories of conquests.....the last of which you said you went down on her and she tasted like the sickest thing you've ever had in your mouth. You promised you would never go down on another girl AGAIN!!!!

You recollect?

DIV

 

[biteme]

what he said.

I'd fuck your brains out right now if I could. I'm suffering bad.

 

[biteme]

Not today. But I could have.

This 40 something yr old milf I hooked up w/last week called and wanted me to come over FRI night. So, we had great sex twice that night and twice this morning. Then, we go to this cookout and she gets all drunk and acting like shes hot shit bc these guys are hitting on her and cockblocking me. (this bullshit is why I quit banging younger chicks )So, I just chilled and joked around w/some of her friends played soccer w/the kids, and just be my charismatic guy that I am. She gets pissed that I don't care she is flirting. So, I take her home and we go in and she says "I'm tired" and she goes to bed. So, I got the fuck out. (she thought I was going to kiss her ass for some pussy)lol Shes called me every 5 min after I left begging me to come back and fuck her. Thank god for porn! I'd rather spank it than get my balls busted by a bitch!!!!

I'm proud of you. That game playing is for kids.

 

[JohnRobHolmes]

no, its been months. im saving myself for the right woman

 

[awittyusername]

Bite me and Div,

Thanks for the support. I went for 2 yrs only having sex a few times, bc I was tired of the BS. I started banging the MILFs bc I thought I wouldn't have to put up w/the games. But, I may be wrong on that.

I used to put up w/shit for pussy and I felt like a loser! Today I got the fuck out of town bc I was afraid I would give in and bang her. (I'm weak!)lol But, I went to a home show and a large mall. I felt so good by not getting owned by pussy. That the women must have sensed it. I had all kinds of girls hitting on me from teenagers to milfs.

 

[Lady Viking]

No

 

[DIVISION]

Bite me and Div,

Thanks for the support. I went for 2 yrs only having sex a few times, bc I was tired of the BS. I started banging the MILFs bc I thought I wouldn't have to put up w/the games. But, I may be wrong on that.

I used to put up w/shit for pussy and I felt like a loser! Today I got the fuck out of town bc I was afraid I would give in and bang her. (I'm weak!)lol But, I went to a home show and a large mall. I felt so good by not getting owned by pussy. That the women must have sensed it. I had all kinds of girls hitting on me from teenagers to milfs.

I feel you on the Milfs, thang. I look at a woman's beauty, but the attitude is what seals thangs. There's just not time for the fucking headgames. Life is hard enough without bullshit drama to fuck up your groove.

Don't give in to her, bro......yeah, if you gotta leave just to avoid the temptation, then do it. You need to own your nutz, don't break'em for anyone.....

DIV

 

[deejay10]

Bite me and Div,

Thanks for the support. I went for 2 yrs only having sex a few times, bc I was tired of the BS. I started banging the MILFs bc I thought I wouldn't have to put up w/the games. But, I may be wrong on that.

Women will be women, regardless of if they are 22 or 42 years old. The games never seem to stop.

All you can hope to do is train them to be somewhat normal

 

[awittyusername]

This is all good advice for the youngsters. (I need to be reminded also)lol

I tell the kids at my gym. Any guy can get pussy. But, it takes a real MAN to be able to walk away when you are getting your balls busted.

Div. you are right about the womans beauty. I finally got a really hot chick afew yrs ago (after geting in shape and making some$) She was the ugliest person on the inside I ever met and my life a living hell. I honestly would prefer an ugly girl who was nice to a hot chick that is a bitch.

 

[starfish]

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Women will be women, regardless of if they are 22 or 42 years old. The games never seem to stop.

definitely...this weekend i was amazed when an older girl i see (really attractive too) that ive kind of been neglecting called and acted just like the teen girls i see and..kinda neglect lol. it was bizarre, i was on the receiving end of an insecurity tantrum

when i put the phone down my first thought was that my ego really, really couldnt get much bigger at this point

 

[DIVISION]

This is all good advice for the youngsters. (I need to be reminded also)lol

I tell the kids at my gym. Any guy can get pussy. But, it takes a real MAN to be able to walk away when you are getting your balls busted.

Div. you are right about the womans beauty. I finally got a really hot chick afew yrs ago (after geting in shape and making some$) She was the ugliest person on the inside I ever met and my life a living hell. I honestly would prefer an ugly girl who was nice to a hot chick that is a bitch.

That's the thang, mayne....

You have to look beyond the beauty when you first meet them.....I handicap women this way, when I meet them I don't get all lovey dovey and shit until I am sure they are a quality individual and then I show them how I am. If you get sprung on a woman, they will only ride you, it's a dirty game.

I'm proud of you, awittyusername....

DIV

 

[sorerotators]

No. But will in about 2 hrs and 40 mins.

 

[ChefWide]

did you fuck today?

Nope. But then again:

Ma nishtanah halailah hazeh mikol haleilot?

 

[coverguy]

yes.

 

[Forge]

No.

 

[RottenWillow]

I intended to last night, but apparently I fell asleep. He let me keep sleeping...nice boy.