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big_bad_buff
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There's this hot girl that I always see decorating pies in the grocery store that I go to.
The other day I was walking down the main aisle in the back of the store, and I noticed her coming down the aisle from the other end, she was pulling a cart full of giant tortoises.
Ok, I was a little high on crack cocaine and i was sweating all over like a fucking fat kid named Ramirez chasing a ice cream truck in 150 degree weather about to have a heat stroke. I was nervous to say the least, which made the mescaline kick in that much faster....I really wanted to meet her, but I started to over think the whole thing and got real fucking nervous and hot, so I stopped and took my shirt and shoes off, but i couldn't stop shaking and sweating. she stopped and said "HI" and looked at her and tried to say hello back, but all that came out was short mumbling sounds. jesus help me i thought, i can't even understand what the fuck i just said. she was now looking at me weird so i thought i should do something since i had no voice. so I started banging to cans of beans together to try to get the tortoises attention, but after about 15 seconds of doing this i realized they weren't tortoises, they were pies. at this time i started getting scared, and thought she might call the cops because i was making too much noise with the cans...so i start dancing to distract her from calling the cops, since the store was playing some good tunes i thought this was pretty fun, and was wondering why she didn't want to dance, i thought i was doing pretty good until later i saw the video the store camera got me on, evidently i was lying on my back stuffing cans of tuna fish in my underwear while shaking like a rabid dog and chewing on my belt.
This has been killing me since it happened...I would love another chance to at least introduce myself but don't know what to do...
Can anyone give me some advice please?
I don't want her to think I am some sort of confidant a-hole that thinks I am awesome or that because she works in a grocery store I think I am above her or anything lame like that...because that simply wasn't the case...How can I clarify the situation?
Any help would be tremendously appreciated.
The other day I was walking down the main aisle in the back of the store, and I noticed her coming down the aisle from the other end, she was pulling a cart full of giant tortoises.
Ok, I was a little high on crack cocaine and i was sweating all over like a fucking fat kid named Ramirez chasing a ice cream truck in 150 degree weather about to have a heat stroke. I was nervous to say the least, which made the mescaline kick in that much faster....I really wanted to meet her, but I started to over think the whole thing and got real fucking nervous and hot, so I stopped and took my shirt and shoes off, but i couldn't stop shaking and sweating. she stopped and said "HI" and looked at her and tried to say hello back, but all that came out was short mumbling sounds. jesus help me i thought, i can't even understand what the fuck i just said. she was now looking at me weird so i thought i should do something since i had no voice. so I started banging to cans of beans together to try to get the tortoises attention, but after about 15 seconds of doing this i realized they weren't tortoises, they were pies. at this time i started getting scared, and thought she might call the cops because i was making too much noise with the cans...so i start dancing to distract her from calling the cops, since the store was playing some good tunes i thought this was pretty fun, and was wondering why she didn't want to dance, i thought i was doing pretty good until later i saw the video the store camera got me on, evidently i was lying on my back stuffing cans of tuna fish in my underwear while shaking like a rabid dog and chewing on my belt.
This has been killing me since it happened...I would love another chance to at least introduce myself but don't know what to do...
Can anyone give me some advice please?
I don't want her to think I am some sort of confidant a-hole that thinks I am awesome or that because she works in a grocery store I think I am above her or anything lame like that...because that simply wasn't the case...How can I clarify the situation?
Any help would be tremendously appreciated.
