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Did Brad Pitt Juice for Troy?

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I heard rumors that Edward Norton gave him cycle advice. He ordered up the tried and true AHX cycle and was like, "Brad, this will get you fuckin ripped. Remember me in AHX? Yeah, baby."

Brad was like, "No thanks I'll just work out really hard for 8 months and do it naturally."

But Edward kept hounding him and would email him stills from the scene where he was getting arrested after stomping the black guy's head on the curb. Kept saying shit like, "Look how blowed up I am. Take the drugs. People will remember it for years to come and you'll be the most talked about man on the lifting web forums. It'll spark more debates than abortion or even LL Cool J and Andre Agassi put together. Also apes."

Eventually Brad broke down.
 
tiny
 
It's going to be tough not to laugh at brad palying a badass soldier. I mean seriously, how many ancient warriors had blonde highlights and fake tans?
 
who benches more, brad pitt on juice, or a gorilla (not on juice)?

assume gorilla is of average height and weight, and not a silverback

go.
 
uhh...if he juices then he is a fonz wanna be.

-brads looking tiny, and not even close to as hot as he was in fight club
 
SublimeZM said:
uhh...if he juices then he is a fonz wanna be.

-brads looking tiny, and not even close to as hot as he was in fight club

you'd still hit it like it was going extinct
 
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