Technically, i'm way over 10K, I had my first 4,000 posts deleted intentionally long story).
I've been going by Dial_tone on the net since about 1996...I needed something geeky cool to use in computer chatrooms, spaces aren't allowed in IRC nicknames so Dial_tone it was. I also go by Busy_Signl once in a blue moon.
Let's see....I'm 39 years old and the female booty controls my life.....that is all.
I started lifting in high school for all the usual reasons. My 15 minutes of fame are that I was two-time Mr. Teenage Atlanta BB champ, so maybe that's 30 minutes? I did 5 contests total and never placed lower than 3rd. I burnt out BAD on lifting around 1991 and didn't set foot inside a gym for 2-3 years. Around that time I took up bicycling and raced a lil bit on the road and track...first met Lance Armstrong in 1992. I ride a custom-made road bike that would've cost around $3,000 if not for my connections. From that point til 1997 I lifted MAYBE 3 months a year during the winter, some years not at all. From 1998 til last year I didn't lift at all. Last year I trained in the apt complex fitness room which is just a multi-station machine. I'm back in a real gym as of this month.
In 1996 I won $2,000 in the Georgia lottery and bought my first computer with it. I met somebody on AOL who lived in L.A. and just happened to be a personal training client of a guy I went to high school with. He used to be on the cover of the Lindberg Nutrition catalogs for you SoCal people. I moved to Los Angeles 6 years ago for her and it finally ended last year. I now have a long distance fuck buddy relationship with someone in TX and it's not Biteme or BBF.....sigh, but one can dream.......................................................................oh, anyway the last two years where the worst ever for job/financial/relationship reasons but right now everything is firing on all cylinders. I have a new job I absolutely love, finances are coming around, a super cool chick, I'm back in the gym and I'm gonna look scary in 12 months. I might do a Masters show after I hit the big 40 but I really want to do a triathlon.
I spank it to thoughts of a foursome with The Unknown Booty, superqt and missjanet pretty much every night with most of the Thick Chick crew sharing time on weekends (and jenscats5, just don't tell her).....not so much with Dakotah because I'm afraid Devastation will come in and drop a 45 lb plate on my head. There's more but I'm sure you people are tortured enough at this point.
P.S. I'm also convinced that every woman who doesn't like anal simply hasn't done it with the right person........and if she's hot that person would be me.
I've been going by Dial_tone on the net since about 1996...I needed something geeky cool to use in computer chatrooms, spaces aren't allowed in IRC nicknames so Dial_tone it was. I also go by Busy_Signl once in a blue moon.
Let's see....I'm 39 years old and the female booty controls my life.....that is all.
I started lifting in high school for all the usual reasons. My 15 minutes of fame are that I was two-time Mr. Teenage Atlanta BB champ, so maybe that's 30 minutes? I did 5 contests total and never placed lower than 3rd. I burnt out BAD on lifting around 1991 and didn't set foot inside a gym for 2-3 years. Around that time I took up bicycling and raced a lil bit on the road and track...first met Lance Armstrong in 1992. I ride a custom-made road bike that would've cost around $3,000 if not for my connections. From that point til 1997 I lifted MAYBE 3 months a year during the winter, some years not at all. From 1998 til last year I didn't lift at all. Last year I trained in the apt complex fitness room which is just a multi-station machine. I'm back in a real gym as of this month.
In 1996 I won $2,000 in the Georgia lottery and bought my first computer with it. I met somebody on AOL who lived in L.A. and just happened to be a personal training client of a guy I went to high school with. He used to be on the cover of the Lindberg Nutrition catalogs for you SoCal people. I moved to Los Angeles 6 years ago for her and it finally ended last year. I now have a long distance fuck buddy relationship with someone in TX and it's not Biteme or BBF.....sigh, but one can dream.......................................................................oh, anyway the last two years where the worst ever for job/financial/relationship reasons but right now everything is firing on all cylinders. I have a new job I absolutely love, finances are coming around, a super cool chick, I'm back in the gym and I'm gonna look scary in 12 months. I might do a Masters show after I hit the big 40 but I really want to do a triathlon.
I spank it to thoughts of a foursome with The Unknown Booty, superqt and missjanet pretty much every night with most of the Thick Chick crew sharing time on weekends (and jenscats5, just don't tell her).....not so much with Dakotah because I'm afraid Devastation will come in and drop a 45 lb plate on my head. There's more but I'm sure you people are tortured enough at this point.
P.S. I'm also convinced that every woman who doesn't like anal simply hasn't done it with the right person........and if she's hot that person would be me.
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