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devastation im calling you out

he's a good broly
 
hamstershaver said:
damn could you imagine mine if i iced it

For some reason, I thought of this joke when you posted that....

URINALS

A group of second, third, and fourth graders,
accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill
Downs, the local race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of
them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to show that she was
staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade."

"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh."
 
HumorMe said:
For some reason, I thought of this joke when you posted that....

URINALS

A group of second, third, and fourth graders,
accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill
Downs, the local race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of
them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to show that she was
staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade."

"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh."

:lmao:
 
Devastation said:
this afternoon i put icy hot on my groin and a little got on my nut sack. hooooly fuck it burned :worried:
haha.

iv done that with bengay, except in my armpits

it didnt hurt at all
 
Devastation said:
this afternoon i put icy hot on my groin and a little got on my nut sack. hooooly fuck it burned :worried:

Couldve have burned as bad as my bookies bets today, that was 10000k points. I cant believe how shitty the games turned out, Toronto wins, Detroit fucks me again, Chisox come back in a brutal fashion, and others I lost as well.
 
teacher: okay class, today we're going to learn the word 'geigh.' now, repeat me after me...

chillunz: GEIGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

teacher: good. now, what does 'geigh' mean? well, it means flagrantly homosexual, kids. do you know what 'homosexual' means?

chillunz: YES MS. KOKENLIKKER

teacher: excellent. now, let's find a good example of what 'geigh' really is. can anyone think of one? yes, bobby.

bobby: killahbee?

teacher: good answer bobby, good answer! but we need something geigher. anyone else? go ahead, jane.

jane: hamstershaver asking about another man's groin?

teacher: yes, that's wonderful! perfect answer, you get the gold star. now once more class, repeat after me: geigh...

chillunz: GEIGHHHHHHHHHHH
 
jackangel said:
teacher: okay class, today we're going to learn the word 'geigh.' now, repeat me after me...

chillunz: GEIGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

teacher: good. now, what does 'geigh' mean? well, it means flagrantly homosexual, kids. do you know what 'homosexual' means?

chillunz: YES MS. KOKENLIKKER

teacher: excellent. now, let's find a good example of what 'geigh' really is. can anyone think of one? yes, bobby.

bobby: killahbee?

teacher: good answer bobby, good answer! but we need something geigher. anyone else? go ahead, jane.

jane: hamstershaver asking about another man's groin?

teacher: yes, that's wonderful! perfect answer, you get the gold star. now once more class, repeat after me: geigh...

chillunz: GEIGHHHHHHHHHHH

lol!

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