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Design My Cycle.

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M0NSTER

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See my pics on my earlier post.

I want to gain a lot of weight, but I dont want to be bloated or gain a lot of fat. I want to stay lean as I am now and I want to do another contest real soon. Do you think I should stack the growth hormone spray with roids. I dont know if they will make me sick. I cant get sick because i lieft everyday with my friend. He works out twice a day, legs every other day his legs are huge.

I dont want to buy anymore creatine glutamine, or androstene I bought a lot of that stuff and it cost alot of money and I wasnt strong. I have been training hard for straight 7 years.

I want to take deca and primoblan because I heard it was good and had no side effects. I dont want to get moonface or my nuts to dissapear, and I dont want to get roid rage and kill my girl friend. She is very fine and loves me.

How long should I take it and how much. I heard 100 miligrams of primoblan and deca stacked with the growth hormone spray is good results. Let me know fellas.

Keep squatting hard and deep.
 
Sounds like you are looking for the fountain of youth.

Everyone wants to find a drug that doesn't give them any sides and will build insane mass and shred fat at the same time, but the truth of the matter is that there is no single drug that will do it. People will reccomend things, but different drugs react differently with every person. Some people experience no water retention with Test and others blow up like a frickin marshmallow.

If you are very serious about staying lean, I would suggest that you keep up the cardio while you are on your cycle, but not do too much.

Here's what I would suggest.... but it's only that.... a suggestion.

75mg FINA/ed Weeks 1-7
600mg EQ/week Weeks 1-10
50mg WINNY/ ed Weeks 6-10
500mg SUS/week Weeks 1-10
.5mg ARAMIDEX/ed Weeks 1-12

That is an expensive cycle, but it will rip you to frickin' shreds if your diet is good, you train hard and are good about doing cardio.

Remember, the gear is only a small percentage of getting big. YOu have to have the self determination to be focused in the gym and to EAT healthy, but eat LOTS and LOTS and LOTS of food.

Good luck,

wc.
 
M0NSTER said:
and I dont want to get roid rage and kill my girl friend. She is very fine and loves me.
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What kind of candy-ass sentiment is this? Just this statement alone makes me think you are not ready for a cycle of real gear. There are two things that you have to come to grips to when about to get on anabolics: 1) you will need to inject, and 2) you have to kill your girlfriend, fine-ness and presence of love or other lesser emotions notwithstanding.

Until you accept BOTH of those criteria, you will never be ready.
 
Re: Re: Design My Cycle.

TxLonghorn said:


What kind of candy-ass sentiment is this? Just this statement alone makes me think you are not ready for a cycle of real gear. There are two things that you have to come to grips to when about to get on anabolics: 1) you will need to inject, and 2) you have to kill your girlfriend, fine-ness and presence of love or other lesser emotions notwithstanding.

Until you accept BOTH of those criteria, you will never be ready.
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I agree......:FRlol:
 
thank you wildcat. How much will that cycle cost me. Do I need to stack the growth hormoney spray for better results.


txlongorn I dont want to get mad and beat my girlfriend like I saw about some other bodynbuilders on the news. They beat her up real bad and she had to go to the hospital. I am going to marry her soon and dont want for her to get mad at me or hurt her if i get angry at the gym or the people in the gym like the roiders i see.
 
A few other comments....

1. I would not call Deca a drug without sides. You have to be just as concerned about gyno, water bloat, hormone suppression, hair loss and kidney/liver damage on DECA as you do with most mass building drugs.

2. Don't take andro it is a waste of money. And if you are willing to take prohormones, doesnt that mean that you want the results of steroids but don't like the legality issue? Andro won't help build muscle, it just helps build bitch tits. Either don't try hormone drugs (andro OR roids) or get over the legality issue.

3. Creatine and Glutamine are NOT expensive. Maybe you should do some more research about gear before you say that you're sick of spending lots of money on creatine and glutamine and just want to get steroids. For the money you might spend on one cycle, you could buy a lifetime supply of creatine and glutamine.

4. Steroid aggression is only manifested in aggressive people. If you have the tendency to hit your girlfriend, that is your own problem. You need to seek professional help about that first. Because if you start taking gear and happen to hit her, everyone is going to be blaming the roids and that's just ignorant. Violent people already carry violent tendencies. Steroids don't cause the personal trait.

wc.
 
bro look at it this way...if you were to juice and kill your girl... you get much bigger AND leaner, all the chicks in the gym would dig you especially if you wear the posing trunks in the pics BTW.;)
 
M0NSTER said:
txlongorn I dont want to get mad and beat my girlfriend like I saw about some other bodynbuilders on the news.
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Are you planning on taking pcp or gear? It's not like you get on gear and you go on some killing rampage. Although the smart killing-rampager will always prepare using some kind of gear. If for no other reason than 'it's what's hip nowadays.'

Oh man, I have been laughing so hard at the last few posts...I have tears.
 
M0NSTER said:
thank you wildcat. How much will that cycle cost me. Do I need to stack the growth hormoney spray for better results.


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Okay, I think I changed my mind. I don't think you are ready for a cycle. You need to be VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY educated about steroids before you even think about sticking that first pin in your ass. Spend weeks, months, even up to a year on this board learning about everything to do with roids.... the good of them, their evil qualities, etc.

I don't think you really realize what taking steroids is all about. It is a lifestyle change. YOu have to commit your every waking (and sleeping too... cuz that;s important) to how you are going to make the very best of your steroid cycle.

Please use the search button to sort through topics and learn about different drugs and tactics to take them. Go to sites like anabolicreview.com, steroids101.com and bloodsweatsteel.com to learn more.

You've got some studying to do before you make the gear endeavor.

and btw. that Growth Hormone Spray is glamourized deodorant! shhhh... don't tell the GNC workers though.
 
TxLonghorn said:


Are you planning on taking pcp or gear? It's not like you get on gear and you go on some killing rampage. Although the smart killing-rampager will always prepare using some kind of gear. If for no other reason than 'it's what's hip nowadays.'

Oh man, I have been laughing so hard at the last few posts...I have tears.
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Tx- Wasn't George going to setup a smart-killing-rampager board under the lifestyles section? I thought i got that email, though i could be mistaken.

wc.
 
wildcat yes i know I have to learn about roids. I will study them very hard and ask my girlfriend if she will get mad if I take them or not. Ok I will not buy the growth hormone spray if you say it is bad.

I watched tv and saw a lot of news on bodybuilders going into roidrage and I dont want to be that way. Maybe I should stay natural for few more years. i dont know.
 
M0NSTER said:
wildcat yes i know I have to learn about roids. I will study them very hard and ask my girlfriend if she will get mad if I take them or not. Ok I will not buy the growth hormone spray if you say it is bad.

I watched tv and saw a lot of news on bodybuilders going into roidrage and I dont want to be that way. Maybe I should stay natural for few more years. i dont know.
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Yes, talk to your girlfiends about it... BUT ONLY WHEN YOU ARE EDUCATED ENOUGH TO EXPLAIN THEM TO HER and when you finally decide to take them. No need waging that battle now.

Yes, stay natural longer.

Yes, don't buy OTC growth hormone spray. Don't buy any supplements other than creatine and glutamine for that matter. Nothing else is worthwhile. Except for multivitamin, vitamin C and protein powder.

The news usually takes a very slanted and UNEDUCATED stance on steroids. They stress the side effects to scare kids away from taking them. Don't let Barbara fucking Walters -- who has never seen the inside of a weightroom in her life---- give you everything you need to know about roids. There is a wealth of information about it on the internet..... Use it.

Oh, and you might wanna find a natural bodybuilding board to hit up. They could lend support as well. And you won't get flamed as badly with your pics as you did here.

wc.
 
strengthmonster said:
I can't believe that people are taking this guys posts seriously.
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These are the types of guys that give gear a bad name. If he were to do a deca cycle where he was mixing it with his meal replacements and ended up growing tits and offing his girlfriend (which i think is actually the other guy in the pics), roids would be the scapegoat.

Yes, many of his questions are moronic... but if we aren't nice to him, we probably won't ever get to see updates to those wonderful pics..lol.

wc.
 
Here's a cycle for you:

Sustanon - weeks 1 thru 16 at 14 grams a week.

D-bol - weeks 1 thru 8 at 200mg/day.

A-50 - Weeks 1 thru 10 at 1 gram a day.

Halo - Weeks 1 thru 12 at 1.5 grams a day.

Deca - weeks 1 thru 24 at 21 grams a week.

Tren - weeks 1 thru 30 at 5 grams a day.

Winny - weeks 15 thru 45 75 grams a day.

GH - weeks 1 thru 52 at 126 iu a day.

Slin - weeks 1 thru 52 at 300 units a day.

Don't use anti-Es because they hinder gains. You won't need clomid because the slin will keep your natural test going. This whole cycle costs less than a jug of Cell-Tech. Good luck!
 
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TxLonghorn said:


.......There are two things that you have to come to grips to when about to get on anabolics: 1) you will need to inject, and 2) you have to kill your girlfriend, fine-ness and presence of love or other lesser emotions notwithstanding.

Until you accept BOTH of those criteria, you will never be ready.
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LMFAO!! good one tx. (this guy just can't be for real!)
 
Oh shit...

Just sitting here LMFAO.. Lex, BigKraut, & Tx, is this brother fucking serious??? The last few posts have killed me & the pics were straight icing... FUCK! But Mons, thanks for the giggle bro, had a rough start this AM...


:FRlol: :spin: :D :rolly: :D :spin: :FRlol:
 
If I wanted to do a cycle and stay as lean as you are I would do something like this:

weeks 1-10.....2 Gallons of Rocky Road Ice Cream
weeks 1-8.......2 bags of Lays Sour Cream and Onion
weeks 6- 10....1 Sloppy Joe every other day
weeks 8- 12....1 shot of Synthol to the Abs every day

I would also keep some Beano on hand and use Preperation H post cycle for the hemroids after you shit yourself silly from the Sloppy Joes.
 
Body said:
If I wanted to do a cycle and stay as lean as you are I would do something like this:

weeks 1-10.....2 Gallons of Rocky Road Ice Cream
weeks 1-8.......2 bags of Lays Sour Cream and Onion
weeks 6- 10....1 Sloppy Joe every other day
weeks 8- 12....1 shot of Synthol to the Abs every day

I would also keep some Beano on hand and use Preperation H post cycle for the hemroids after you shit yourself silly from the Sloppy Joes.
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probably the funniest post i've ever seen on these boards.
 
Thanx Wildcat. I don't like to post with negativity or go after people but this guy has to be pulling our legs. LMAO
 
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