Describe yourself

[plornive]

GO!

 

[PoyeBoy]

17 light blue hott

 

[onerepmaximum]

I like cheese.

 

[havoc]

Living poor with a lot of money.

 

[biteme]

I am an enigma and a contradiction because I mirror life and that's what life is.

 

[CipherLock]

36-28-36 and I love chocolate and late night walks on the beach.

 

[Ashamed]

36-28-36 and I love chocolate and late night walks on the beach.

u aint a ho.

 

[beastboy]

Ben

 

[Dougly]

5'11 195 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I like to have fun.

And Havoc - I wouldn't say that most people living poor drive BMWs.

 

[plornive]

5'11 195 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.

Do you have any prosthetic limbs, metal bone attachments or elaborate piercings?

 

[beastboy]

I like to have fun.

And Havoc - I wouldn't say that most people living poor drive BMWs.

I thought havoc was a dumb hippy. I figured him driving one of those VW vans selling candles out of the back.

Havoc....I thought you were selling the store?

 

[CipherLock]

u aint a ho.

oh no you didn't

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I've got an unintentional Eurohawk going on lately. They are big here, so I accidentally blend in with the hip.

I'm gonna either have to start showering, or dressing cooler.

 

[from zero]

I often wear pants.

 

[Deterass]

6' 225 lbs of fucking machine

 

[plornive]

I've got an unintentional Eurohawk going on lately. They are big here, so I accidentally blend in with the hip.

I'm gonna either have to start showering, or dressing cooler.

I think I need to buy some big ass pants to go with my wigger-fro and bulbous bloated muscle-mass.

 

[havoc]

I like to have fun.

And Havoc - I wouldn't say that most people living poor drive BMWs.

I bought my car new on January 15, 2000, so I have had it for almost 4 years now. During the 4 years I have realized how impractical it is. My car is paid for, rolling around in a nice vehicle in many ways has nothing to do with my comment of "living poor with a lot of money". Other than my car it is obvious I live on an necessity/essential basis, not a want basis.

 

[Dougly]

metal bone attachments

 

[jerkbox]

I'm a dancing fool.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I'm a dancing fool.

Dancing Fool is a good song on a great album by the Butthole Surfers - one of my favorite bands.

 

[havoc]

I thought havoc was a dumb hippy. I figured him driving one of those VW vans selling candles out of the back.

Havoc....I thought you were selling the store?

Store is banging, we may sell it, may not.

 

[Ffactor]

An enigma to myself and just about everybody I know!

 

[jackangel]

i'm not very funny.

 

[gonelifting]

I will not reduce myself to your level and add to this fiasco.

 

[beastboy]

Store is banging, we may sell it, may not.

Good deal....what brands do you sell?

 

[tuc biscuit]

bigger than you

 

[Ffactor]

Store is banging, we may sell it, may not.

Is it a weed store??

 

[havoc]

Good deal....what brands do you sell?

Root
Salt City
McCalls
Candleberry


All types of candles.

http://www.rootcandles.com/

http://www.saltcitycandle.com/scents.asp

http://www.mccallscandles.com/

http://www.candleberry.com/


Why don't I sell Yankee candles? Because they are not as good as the above candles.

 

[WODIN]

Is it a weed store??

No...Its a anal sex shop. Specialty Products.

 

[havoc]

No...Its a anal sex shop. Specialty Products.

Wodin is my best customer

 

[WODIN]

Wodin is my best customer

True....once I saw you pose for that Goatse pic I knew I found the place to shop.

 

[Lift Chief]

Wodin's man child.

 

[havoc]

True....once I saw you pose for that Goatse pic I knew I found the place to shop.

ok stop

 

[WODIN]

ok stop

LMAO!!!

 

[Ffactor]

Have you ever inserted one of those candles into your rectum sir, and then sold it to a customer?

 

[havoc]

Have you ever inserted one of those candles into your rectum sir, and then sold it to a customer?

I've used your mom's rectum then sold it to her pimp

 

[louden_swain]

I go commando

 

[FreeballinDC]

I go commando

ditto

I can post up the pic of me with a drag queen at a rugby party if you want.