Dear Shirl

[Captain FT]

Greetings and Good Eve

I hope this note finds you in good health. It's come to my attention that you are not around the forum as much and I for one miss seeing you here. You are clever, quick whited, sexy, funny and just a peach to talk to. I have also not yet seen your tits. If this letter finds it way to please come back because we miss you.

Yours in Sport

Fat Tits

 

[smurf2]

*witted

 

[cindylou]

Dearest shirl,

I've been busy but I still think of you and my cream on your face.

Xoxox <3 <3. (She loves that)

 

[Strongbow]

Dearest shirl,

I've been busy but I still think of you and my cream on your face.

Xoxox <3 <3. (She loves that)

The image in my head of your cream on her face makes me cream a lil. Priceless

Sent from my SCH-I535 using EliteFitness

 

[zwhit]

Shirl is the coolest

 

[Strongbow]

Shirl is the coolest

Wish shed come back

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[zwhit]

Dearest shirl,

I've been busy but I still think of you and my cream on your face.

Xoxox <3 <3. (She loves that)

You on cycle?

 

[zwhit]

Wish shed come back

Sent from my SCH-I535 using EliteFitness

Yeah, she should

 

[cindylou]

You on cycle?

I'm slow. I don't get it

 

[billfred]

Dearest shirl,

I've been busy but I still think of you and my cream on your face.

Xoxox <3 <3. (She loves that)

Hottest post in like forever

 

[Dial_tone]

Dear Shirl,

If I had known you had a ghetto onion I would have been even more of a stalker.

 

[zwhit]

I'm slow. I don't get it

Your posts seem a little sexier lately, like you're on a cycle.

 

[nangiggles]

I got something way better from Cindy, totally beats her cream on my face

Sent from my HTC One V using EliteFitness

 

[WoodyO]

Dear Shirlz, I'm pleasuring myself right now. Just thought you'd like to know.

 

[AFeedz]

Dear Shirlz,

Ill give you 4 rum cakes should you return.

TYIA,

Aphids.

 

[bigpokey]

amy yo titties are bam

 

[Captain FT]

amy yo titties are bam

Real talk

 

[Captain FT]

*witted

*Titted

 

[C0LUMB0]

Shirlz not being around is a BIG loss to EF ... anyone that says otherwise is a kunt.

 

[Fishak]

Lmfao

 

[cindylou]

Your posts seem a little sexier lately, like you're on a cycle.

Oh, lol no. I haven't done anything like that before.

 

[cindylou]

I got something way better from Cindy, totally beats her cream on my face

Sent from my HTC One V using EliteFitness

hahha

 

[cindylou]

She's cheating on us

 

[Strongbow]

Shirlene I'm posting the noodz you sent me, unless you come back. Real Talk

 

[Dial_tone]

Stay gone, shirl!

 

[Strongbow]

stay gone, shirl!

lmao

 

[Blueshirt]

I miss her dirty feet already

 

[wootoom]

Fuck off

 

[Blueshirt]

Can I baby girl weekend hangout?

 

[Captain FT]

Can I baby girl weekend hangout?

Can you kill self?

 

[shirlene29]

 

[WoodyO]

I'm cummmmiiiiinnnnnngggggg

 

[Strongbow]

I'm cummmmiiiiinnnnnngggggg

I also just dripped a pearly drop or two

 

[Captain FT]

I think this warrants a PM of noods.

 

[shirlene29]

this will have to do

and its not my mirror before anyone says shit about it

 

[Fishak]

Very nice....

 

[Captain FT]

this will have to do

and its not my mirror before anyone says shit about it

Holy shit I had no idea you had such a nice ass. That is pure beauty, I'm an ass man. I think DialTone is going to have a heart attack.

You and I will take this offline

 

[wootoom]

Post it on Reddit gonewild!

 

[shirlene29]

I had to look that shit up man...youre a perverted dude

 

[wootoom]

Fuck that!!! It's the best site ever!!!

 

[wootoom]

Good work in the gym Shirls!

 

[shirlene29]

Fuck that!!! It's the best site ever!!!

I know what you're doin home alone when the baby is napping




Im looking at it now


thanks, wheres my k

 

[wootoom]

LOLOL where's my k???

 

[shirlene29]

yeah...some of you fags can k hit me now

thanks

 

[wootoom]

When I get to my comp

 

[Captain FT]

yeah...some of you fags can k hit me now

thanks

I owe you once I'm at my comp. I'll tip extra for better pics too.

 

[wootoom]

Go to reddit

 

[Captain FT]

Go to reddit

Safe for iPhone while in bed next to a sleeping wife? I gotta get up at 4am to train, could use a night cap.

 

[Dial_tone]

I actually don't beat to pics much unless smurfy posts a boob pic which she hasn't done since Lincoln got shot but I'ma choke some chicken tonight! IT'S ON NOW....got my Atomic Tabs ret-ta-go!

 

[Captain FT]

Yeah that shit is legit top quality ass. I'm white too so you must be losing you shit Dial cause I'm going nuts.

 

[wootoom]

I actually don't beat to pics much unless smurfy posts a boob pic which she hasn't done since Lincoln got shot but I'ma choke some chicken tonight! IT'S ON NOW....got my Atomic Tabs ret-ta-go!

Bwhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[wootoom]

Safe for iPhone while in bed next to a sleeping wife? I gotta get up at 4am to train, could use a night cap.

Ya and go down to other reddit and type in gonewild

 

[youpissmeoff]

this will have to do

and its not my mirror before anyone says shit about it

Nice ... Dat ass

 

[pdaddyII]

I fapped

 

[wootoom]

Was it a cool fap?

 

[nangiggles]

My husband did a double take/look at my screen when I had shirlz ass up, fuck I'm mad

 

[Captain FT]

Ya and go down to other reddit and type in gonewild

I fell asleep with my dick in hand.

 

[Captain FT]

Fuck I'd smash that onion like Gallagher.

 

[shirlene29]

I actually don't beat to pics much unless smurfy posts a boob pic which she hasn't done since Lincoln got shot but I'ma choke some chicken tonight! IT'S ON NOW....got my Atomic Tabs ret-ta-go!

LOLOLOL...wtf

 

[Fishak]

I actually don't beat to pics much unless smurfy posts a boob pic which she hasn't done since Lincoln got shot but I'ma choke some chicken tonight! IT'S ON NOW....got my Atomic Tabs ret-ta-go!

lol, fuckin halairious.

I dont beat off to pics much but when I do I beat off to shirlz...

Dos ecquies style

 

[shirlene29]

now where my karmas you cheap bastards

 

[wootoom]

lol, fuckin halairious.

I dont beat off to pics much but when I do I beat off to shirlz...

Dos ecquies style

*hilarious*

*dos equis*

 

[Captain FT]

now where my karmas you cheap bastards

Drop the fuckin tude