Dear Coworker,

[Raina]

I know that you think you're hot stuff despite you being closer in age to my parents than to me. But can you please stop hitting on me? It makes me feel sick.

You think you're very funny and charming but when I'm sitting there ignoring you it's because I think you're a pathetic moron and am trying not to say anything. I keep hoping that after all these years of me being rude to you that you'll get the hint and leave me alone.

I'd honestly, from the bottom of my heart, rather fuck a lobster than have to even shake your hand. If you ever try to touch me in any way I'm going to stab you with the scissors that sits right next to me.

Go to hell.

Love,
Raina

PS- everyone keeps asking me if you're gay and I'm not really sure because you spend half of your day looking at porn (straight porn) online. I'm so glad you don't work in my department anymore...I was close to killing you.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I know that you think you're hot stuff despite you being closer in age to my parents than to me. But can you please stop hitting on me? It makes me feel sick.

You think you're very funny and charming but when I'm sitting there ignoring you it's because I think you're a pathetic moron and am trying not to say anything. I keep hoping that after all these years of me being rude to you that you'll get the hint and leave me alone.

I'd honestly, from the bottom of my heart, rather fuck a lobster than have to even shake your hand. If you ever try to touch me in any way I'm going to stab you with the scissors that sits right next to me.

Go to hell.

Love,
Raina

PS- everyone keeps asking me if you're gay and I'm not really sure because you spend half of your day looking at porn (straight porn) online. I'm so glad you don't work in my department anymore...I was close to killing you.

Do we work in the same office? I swear I have one of those morons here too...

 

[Seashell]

It's always "that guy" that can NOT seem to read the body language or take a hint.

Ew.

 

[Y_lifter]

Men are pigs..

 

[Snypr]

So after you're done with the lobster you promise you'll shake my hand????? Oh, Yeah!!!

 

[CENTURION44]

give me his phone number ill call him as your s/o and scare the shit outta him

 

[perkele]

Men are stupid.

 

[digger]

Show him your tongue stud. If he's that old it should take the wind right out of his sails, if you know what I mean.

"Hey, baby, I was thinking about a little -- OH MY GOD! EWWWW!"

 

[Raina]

I don't have a tongue stud. But if it was legal to shoot people he'd be at the top of my list.

 

[Smurfy]

no one ever hits on me

 

[Seashell]

no one ever hits on me

Please lady, you get hooted & hollered at every time you go to the mall.

 

[Smurfy]

Ive been banned from the mall.

 

[WODIN]

I know that you think you're hot stuff despite you being closer in age to my parents than to me. But can you please stop hitting on me? It makes me feel sick.

You think you're very funny and charming but when I'm sitting there ignoring you it's because I think you're a pathetic moron and am trying not to say anything. I keep hoping that after all these years of me being rude to you that you'll get the hint and leave me alone.

I'd honestly, from the bottom of my heart, rather fuck a lobster than have to even shake your hand. If you ever try to touch me in any way I'm going to stab you with the scissors that sits right next to me.

Go to hell.

Love,
Raina

PS- everyone keeps asking me if you're gay and I'm not really sure because you spend half of your day looking at porn (straight porn) online. I'm so glad you don't work in my department anymore...I was close to killing you.

I thought we had something....

I'm so not bringing you any powdered donuts ever again!!!

EVER!!!

 

[Raina]

I just snort the powder off the donuts anyhow WODIN.

It's over.

*click*

 

[wayneboard1]

I know that you think you're hot stuff despite you being closer in age to my parents than to me. But can you please stop hitting on me? It makes me feel sick.

You think you're very funny and charming but when I'm sitting there ignoring you it's because I think you're a pathetic moron and am trying not to say anything. I keep hoping that after all these years of me being rude to you that you'll get the hint and leave me alone.

I'd honestly, from the bottom of my heart, rather fuck a lobster than have to even shake your hand. If you ever try to touch me in any way I'm going to stab you with the scissors that sits right next to me.

Go to hell.

Love,
Raina

PS- everyone keeps asking me if you're gay and I'm not really sure because you spend half of your day looking at porn (straight porn) online. I'm so glad you don't work in my department anymore...I was close to killing you.

So you're tellin' me there's a chance! LOL I have to say that I kinda feel bad for women sometimes because of guys like this. It's painful to watch and yet I don't want to be the jerk that tells this guy "shes not interested man".

 

[Raina]

1) I'm married
2) I'm out of his league. Not to be cocky but I don't think he's worthy of screwing my neighbors dog.

 

[pitbullstl]

Men are pigs..

Women are just as bad......the uber-ugly, pancake tit having, MiMi lookalike that works at QuickTrip.....rapes me with her eyeballs everytime I go in to pick up a MetRx Bar.

 

[nutsnack]

i just received a letter very similiar to that

 

[SoKlueles]

hehehehe

 

[Gambino]

raina your boss replyed

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407939

 

[BileStew]

My cat just hacked up a hairball.

 

[Y_lifter]

Women are just as bad......the uber-ugly, pancake tit having, MiMi lookalike that works at QuickTrip.....rapes me with her eyeballs everytime I go in to pick up a MetRx Bar.

Well, at least she's staying within her same league..

 

[KillzwithPillz]

some times I honestly get embarrassed the way some guys act. send hubby up there with a claw hammer. I think you can handle it, but you might get in trouble at work.Good luck

 

[supersizeme]

I'm showing up at your doorstep tonight in my lobster costume with this guy.

 

[strangebrew]

I'm showing up at your doorstep tonight in my lobster costume with this guy.

L
O
L

 

[supersizeme]

It's assless and I'll have a whip in one of my claws and a bottle of Thunderbird in the other.

 

[Raina]

I'm showing up at your doorstep tonight in my lobster costume with this guy.

Years ago I was dating a tattoo artist and hung out at the tattoo shop often. One day a guy came in all psyched and wanted a tattoo of a scorpian on his hand. It was not a scorpian....it was a red cartoon lobster. The artist tried to talk him out of it but he insisted.

Tooooo funny.

 

[Y_lifter]

SSME.. Don't forget the warm melted clarified clambutteroil..

 

[Raina]

I use clambutteroil instead of ky. It's like ky warming it you nuke it for a minute.

 

[Ffactor]

Well, can't really blame him, I'd hit on you and try to feel you up every opportunity I got if I worked near you. Then I'd act innocent and pretend like I had no idea what you were talking about and call you psycho and shit. Then I would come back and feel you up again. This would become a vicious cycle.

 

[Pamela]

Raina are you going to email this to him..

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i will never have this problem because i already know she isn't interested in me unless she takes her clothes off and says, "fuck me, right now, please, pretty please or i am going to kill myself."

 

[Y_lifter]

i will never have this problem because i already know she isn't interested in me unless she takes her clothes off and says, "fuck me, right now, please, pretty please or i am going to kill myself."

You can let that breath out now..